I'm not dead yet

The most spacious of the area clubs. I took a Lyft, but there is a free parking lot right behind this block of businesses. $10 cover. Very nice large stage with plenty of room at the tip rail - entirely unoccupied. On a Friday night. WTF? Short bar with the same tired beer selection they've had for 30 years. Lots of tables and chairs, but not so crowded that one can't walk. Since the pandemic I have never seen it as crowded here as it sometimes got before.

As for the girls, there was a 10 (seriously the most beautiful and hottest young woman in the area), an 8, and some 6-4s. The ones who knew me were quite willing to come visit me at the bar. The bartender was one I hadn't seen before, a bit BBW for my tastes, but friendly and attentive. Mixed drinks were $9. Lap dances are up to $30/song now, or $180 for a half hour. The shorter dances are in an area where there are cloth curtains between dilapidated chairs where you have enough room to extend your elbows but no more. The half hour dance areas are spacious by comparison with a sofa. One has a TV where you can watch the main stage (and see someone approaching the dance area), the other is on the street side of the building and has a semi-transparent wall where you can see the whole bar and stage but they can't see in, and a second sofa. If you find a dancer willing to stand up and put her hands on the wall while you dry hump her while watching the stage, that has a certain excitement.

The whole place was too loud and the flashing lights blind you and the TVs around the bar have never worked right - but this is the opinion of an old man and those first two are true everywhere now. There is a DJ, and the music sucks, except sometimes between dancers we get to here the good stuff - AC/DC, 70s/80s rock, etc.