Comments by -me (page 3)

Not a lot of road head. Have been having a lot of sex and getting bjs afterwards in a parked car lately

I like the fact that my dick in em was necessary for their financial success

This is a very common phenomenon. I used to see this mostly in Mormons I knew growing up, but "pk's" aka pastors kids were just as bad. Basically the pressure to be perfect has a polarizing effect. Either they are perfect or they rebel the worst with really not much in between.

Mmm, yup I'd let her touch it

I would absolutely stare just as hard at a fully clothed chick. Hot is hot

Nope, me thinks you would be too bitchy

Used to have a girl that loved to give starfish massages

Wait... you want to be a lawyer?

Hey... that's not a real vagina! What an idiot. Threw away two lives for nothing.

Kind of had this happen once. I took a baby stripper for her first vip, which they called a champagne room there. Apparently you can buy 2 glasses of champagne for $5 after you get a vip. She got all excited over the whole thing, told me she was going to buy them, and then brought them back for us. I took a couple sips and went back to my beer and shots.

Sounds like the op is going to the wrong clubs. I've never seen a 30's stripper except in the shittiest dive I've seen..

Nope, I have yet to pay cover to someone that wasn't a dude or not my type of girl

I always feed em some tube steak

Can you read slut in the eyes?

Pretty sure i haven't done more than a day and a half and that was pre monger. Were your 5 days all strip clubbing?

Have you tried talking in a Thor voice? Lmao, no idea wtf is going on with the bitches you talk to

Bitch has no problem drinking me under the table

Beer and tequila all night

You definitely can't lump wiping the pole dow n in with germaphobes. I think it's part habit part safety. One bitch wearing lotion will fuck that pole up for the rest of then.

I knew someone in high school named Angie, is that who you're looking for? She lives in the midwest somewhere now.

Butterfly is what they called hookers in Thailand

Netherlands not on the list?

And you'll be able to see if she's working Synn

Not like you could do anything about it, or see if a particular girl is working that night. Lei dosen't have a roll call. Andrea works Synn in COI and Lei, she's pretty busty (natural)

Hilarious, I've been called daddy before