Comments by WiseToo (page 14)

@elmer Now money is money but I'm with Mark on this I also think it's a little demeaning to watch the girl crawl around picking up 1's. At the more upscale clubs a bouncer comes around with a rake and collects the $'s in a bucket for her. Often a few dollars fall off the stage to the benefit of the customers sitting nearby.

I've seen it only when clubs have their annual holiday party around Christmas. I've even seen a type of spring loaded cannon used which shoots a stream of singles at the dancer while standing a good distance from the stage. Good luck - I hope he enjoyed the party!

Years ago I went to strip clubs a few times a month. I found most of the girls attractive. They were available and handsy. They were fun to be with. Dances were reasonably priced. Now I go 3 to 4 times a year just to check out the scenery. Most of the girls are not attractive and the one or two I may find attractive are usually monopolized by a whale or by a group of other customers. Dances are expensive. Clubs need to give me a reason to go more frequently.

Years ago, most of the dancers I met seemed like normal girls who worked at a club because it was fun or they were exhibitionists or enjoyed talking to selective customers or enjoyed turning guys on. Most had decent paying jobs and didn't need to make a lot of money at the club; just enough to cover expenses and a little extra. I met teachers, nurses, veterinary techs, engineering techs and even a dancer who had a degree in mathematics who wouldn't take a tip for her time because she enjoyed talking with me. Now, the clubs seem to be populated with dancers who are desperate losers who appear to be under a lot of stress and try to extract every dollar they can. And the clubs too seem to be set up for maximum money extraction. For the times, they are a-changin - and at the clubs it hasn't been good.

I noticed that the girls looked better in alcohol clubs vs no alcohol clubs -- but that's until I realized the alcohol had affected my vision.

No thanks, the hockey goalie is not my type. I'm into basketball.... https://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/001/801/011/antonia_misura55-1_418591s0_crop_north.jpg?1342812401&w=3072&h=2048

Pilots get all the sex they want on the job from the stewardesses. That's why where they work on the plane is called the "cockpit." No need for strip clubs.

The idea is the clubs don't want you to have any conversations with the dancers, such as making OTC arrangements, etc. Just sit there like a PL and say, "Yes" when asked, "Wanna dance?"

"I rarely wear a jacket so the wind whipping through my shirt on the ride home helps with any suspicious scents from the club." I think an additional benefit is the wind takes care of any stray strands of stripper hair that might find their way back home.

I have to go to the library and return some books. This excuse works whether the library is open or closed because the library has an after hours book drop. And those overdue book fines can really add up to some serious money.

Yvette: “I'll come over and cook for you, yes? Brad: “Well, if you like. Thank you, darling” From the movie “Pillow Talk” released October 7, 1959 (USA) Starring: Rock Hudson and Doris Day To answer your question: Q: Is she telling me that she is up for OTC sex? A: Yes; of course. Nope, it doesn't. It was well known in Hollywood that Rock Hudson was gay!

I don't know. I would have to ask someone like Ron Jeremy.

I most definitely would live in Carlsbad, Calif. in a house that overlooks the Pacific Ocean with private beach rights and has a detached two car garage with workshop which is in addition to the garage attached to the house. Yes, such a property exists and I had the opportunity to purchase it years ago for a very reasonable affordable price, but couldn't because of family obligations. I still have the realtor's flyer and can only dream of what could have been. By the way, there was a club near San Diego (Dancers or Pacers?) which required a membership for entrance. I was allowed in without a membership because I lived out of state. The seating was theatre or stadium style and after finishing her set the stripper would walk around to each PL seated and collect a tip. Touching was absolutely forbidden. I thought the club sucked.

Novaline or Novalina - I could never get a dance from any dancer with that name. It sounds too similar to Novocaine which was used by dentists.

“ At most club I'd estimate at least 50% of the workers look miserable like they'd rather be elsewhere. ” Quite honestly, the same can be said of the PLs that patronize the clubs. They wish they could be getting what they came for elsewhere.

"She says she is open to me taking her to dinner...." At dinner ask her if she has seen any good movies. She'll then ask you and then you mention some of your favorite porn movies (which you make up). Finally, you say the funniest movie you saw was about a gal who was on a dinner`date, just like she is, and when the waiter brought the dessert her date unzipped his fly and provided the topping. That will get the message through.

Legz Diamond in Manhattan. They owned a small farm club near Stewart Airport which was used to break in out of town dancers and get them comfortable dancing nude before sending them down to work in Manhattan for big $$$. Lots of spokesmodels and gorgeous women to enjoy at a very low price. I'm glad I was able to do my part in helping them with their career.

The craziest thing I saw actually happened to me. I went out to the smoking patio and sat down on a futon bench. There wasn't anyone there except for two very attractive dancers who asked if they could join me. Sure, one sat to my right and the other to my left. While we were having a pleasant chat, one dancer suddenly grabbed my arm and jumped on top of me and began screaming. She made it look like I attacked her and was holding her. The other dancer began screaming and jumping up and down. Within a few seconds, a shit load of bouncers came running out and as they approached the dancers suddenly stopped, began laughing said that we know him and were just having fun. They were having fun - not me. Pissed off, I discretely flipped them the bird and went home.

Read the recent reviews on Google and Yelp. All are one star - club is a ripoff, girls steal from customers, scam after scam. Club is not what it used to be.

Should I be embarrassed about LDKs? Not at all. A lot of strippers I've met look for you to LDK. It reassures them they have what it takes. It's considered a compliment.

That's good news. I always had a great experiences with college students. The best was with some girls from Brown at a RI club. They could read my mind. Instead of the "wanna dance" it was "I know what you want" You want me to massage your balls"

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I just assume she is not coming over. I don't want to give myself false hope and then experience disappointment if I wait and she doesn't come over. I'll enjoy other girls I find interesting. She will find me, if she wants to.

With the $30 dances, clubs are trying to transition over from being just a strip club appealing to the ordinary PL who comes in after work for a beer and dance to a destination for a "luxury" experience appealing to the well off affluent PL. The marketing approach is to sell "luxury"and not a "commodity." As was explained to me (as best she could) by a dancer at RIDolls.

Little known true fact - the "toothbrush" was invented by an individual who never went to a dentist for a check-up. If it was invented by anyone else it would have been called a "teethbrush."