Comments by WiseToo (page 15)

Truth be told, I go to a local SC for the food. While enjoying a good meal, I might share some fries with a stripper, but I caution her that eating them will make her fat. But they usually can't resist and have a few.

"We all enjoy our regular girls, but I sometimes find that girls get a bit lazy after a certain time." I never experienced that with my favorites. I experienced just the opposite. They would go out of their way to make sure I enjoyed my time with her. Once a favorite refused to take a tip after a dance. She said that she was happy I liked her dance. And she also allowed me to take some liberties during the dance.

A stripper is no longer a baby stripper when she has worked in more than one club.

I never had to tip the DJ, my ATF knew what I liked. She would do a floor dance routine on a white bear skin rug between two smoke machines while having the DJ play "Changes" by Black Sabbath. And when she then went to my table for a tip, she would lean into my chair adjust her G-string and apologize, "Oh, did I sit on your hand?" The good old days!

I've been asked to buy them food in the club. Big mistake - they take two bites and feign an excuse to take the food back to the dressing room.

Clubs and dancers can be a ROB when they announce they are having a dance special, e.g. two dances $40 when the regular price is $50. The PL's pay the $40 in advance and wait with the dancer for the special to begin. The first dance is excellent. The second dance sucks - basically air dance with boobs in face. The DJ also cuts the second dance short. Never again will I purchase a dance special.

"Tastefully "thicc" bodies are becoming more popular and desired at clubs." BS - Clubs can't get the more attractive and desirable bodies. They take what they can get to keep a satisfactory dancer to customer ratio and hope the desperate PLs will still part with their $$$.

Strippers should showcase their talents by dancing to "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" in remembrance of Jerry Lee Lewis. Shake it baby, shake.. Shake it baby,shake!

"And I still have not heard any legitimate reason for a club to require you to surrender your keys even if you don't park on their property." Don't question, just play along with their nonsense. Buy some inexpensive key fobs and keys over the internet and bring a set of these useless key fobs and keys with you. Don't park on their property and surrender these "fake" car keys. If the management gives you a hard time and won't return your keys or wants money, flip them the bird and run out of the place as fast as you can. Better yet, don't go there or any club that has such a policy.

"The club’s attorneys requested the trip, believing it would give jurors a better view of the club than grainy surveillance video." Get it? A better "view" (wink,wink)! Such a trip would need to be scheduled between about 11:00 PM to 1:00 AM on a Friday night for the best "view."

I once took a cross country trip using Amtrak. The train left Iowa en route to Utah. Looking out the window I remember seeing snow fences and not much else. I thought how boring, anxious to get to Utah. Then it happened. The train had to make an emergency stop in the middle of nowhere and I could see an ambulance and a passenger covered over in a blanket being slowly carried to the ambulance. I learned the passenger had died. No doubt the passenger must have died of boredom.

"Somewhere, out in the wild, is a man on earth who has bought more lap dances than any other man on the planet. I wonder who he is?" Did you check the recent edition of the Guinness Book of Records?

I was there Saturday, Oct 15 at about 4:00 PM because I was passing through the area and the club had opened at 3:00 PM. I was the only customer there with about three dancers (Madison, Paris, Alexis) and the massage girl. Everyone was friendly and welcoming. I ordered the Panko sandwich which was excellent. Had a long conversation with Paris. She never asked if I wanted a LD. Dancing began when the DJ arrived. At about 6:00 PM I had to leave and there were now about 4 customers, no additional dancers had arrived. Overall, a very low key and no pressure atmosphere. I think it was kind of sad when the bartender was the cutest girl in the place. If I'm in the area again I'll probably pay another visit, but I certainly wouldn't go out of my way to go there on a Saturday afternoon.

"They were aware some of the younger dancers were trying to charge customers $20 per every three minutes. All of the honest dancers said they count by the actual song." So what were the "honest" dancers doing about the younger dancers ripping off customers? Probably nothing. They should go to management / house mother and complain.

1) Nikki Charm Starred in such classics as, "Charm School" "Charmed Again" "Charmed and Dangerous" 2) Lily LaBeau Memorable lines include, "Hi, my name is Cindy. It's spelled Sindee" and while talking to a pathetic loser she points to her naked body and says, "And you think you can handle THIS?" 3) Bree Olson Cute dumb and innocent.

I went to a McDonald's for my morning coffee and the girl at the register got flustered trying to count out the change. Next time I went for coffee the girl remembered me and wouldn't take my money and just gave me the coffee. Works for me, thank you!

Having a $2 stage tip noticed by the dancer is very easy. Approach the stage with a $20 bill, and as she prepares to take the tip tell her you need $18 in change. She'll be grateful to get rid of all those singles she has and while she is counting out the singles you can get a more up close and personal view. Just remember to get the singles before giving her the $20 bill. She'll never forget you. It's a win-win for all.

"I think Mercedeses have become overrated and overpriced - I've heard they are not as well-built as they used to be - I've heard they are being built more-cheaply but still sell at a big-premium based on hype and past history." Yep, just like the dancers at the clubs today.

"Using a burner phone and prepaid credit cards can “save your life” if someone you are seeing, “dating” OTC, Sugar Baby, escort etc etc doesn’t respect your desire to remain anonymous." You also need to take Uber everywhere when you are with someone you are seeing. It's all to easy for her to copy your license plate number and then you are no longer anonymous.

If you have to chase your CF around the club, you appear desperate and a loser. Simply tell her where you are sitting and let her come to you. Develop a relationship that way and work it into an OTC. Nothing is guaranteed and you'll keep your dignity.

"If you had a time machine and could get a dance from your all time fav who stopped dancing 10 years, 10 months, or 10 weeks ago how much would you pay?" My all time favorite stopped dancing at least 10 years ago. If I could go back in time in my time machine, I'd pay her the same amount I paid her 10 years ago. She was happy with that amount then, and since I'm going back in time she should also be happy with the same amount now!

Had the same experience with the bouncer at the counter. He was more aggressive and tried telling me the number of songs I was getting. I said I'll start with one song and see how it goes. As we were leaving the bouncer began questioning the dancer why I didn't purchase more songs. She gave him some bullshit excuse. I felt uncomfortable and wanted to get the hell out of there. On a positive note, before we went downstairs the dancer said she wouldn't pressure me to buy more songs. She kept her word and obviously knew about this up sell crap.

Just the other day, I was at a club when it just opened for the day. There was a total of about four customers and at least 12 dancers. To my surprise the nicest dancer there came over sat next to me and immediately was very friendly or should I say handsy. She asked if I wanted to do a VIP which are nude. I said that I'll do a regular LD after she dances. We talked some more then she left to pick out her music. While on stage she's monopolized by a tipper. So screw it, I'm not going to compete with another tipper for her attention and I did tell her I would do a LD. After she finished dancing she ignores me and goes over to the bar and begins talking with the tipper. I figured I'll give it another minute or two and leave so I don't waste any more time. As I leaving, I reminded her about the LD and she said that didn't come over because she didn't want to be pushy. Really? Anyway, we went to the LD area which was empty. As she danced she amped up the friendliness, began grinding and moved her g-string to side so I could get a full view. It was the best LD I ever had. So at first what appeared to be failure was actually turned into victory.

"What is the appropriate $ value for time spent conversating with a stripper? Is there an unwritten rule of thumb?" The appropriate value for conversating with a stripper is zero - unless the club posts a sign with a menu of charges such as, Lap Dance: $ 25, VIP: $ 100, Conversating with Stripper: First 3 minutes free; thereafter $ 1 per minute.

Mark94, "One day, IRS agents may be placed in small businesses to make sure they comply. Apparently, 1984 was more than a novel." The bouncers who currently check on VIP rooms may be replaced with IRS agents who will check on VIP rooms to ensure the strippers report all their tip income.