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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Places in the world that have tons sexy people walking around

I was in SoHo yesterday, but I might as well been in an Abercrombie and Fitch commercial. I personally think I'm a handsome guy, in a rougher way but handsome on the Oklahoma scale, on the below midtown Manhattan scale,…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 30

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The Difference Between 2 and 3 is Vagina for You and Me

I don't what it is, aside from it being a little more money obviously, but $300 seems to work SO much better than say $275, it is so far away from $300 in these girls minds. There must be some…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 9

Politics

In the name of wokeness, lets give all we got

Find your local drug dealer down the street and wake his ass up. Tell him to get up, he's gonna be getting your house, your car, your pension, give him your job, all your savings, and let him bang…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 2

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Trashing a strip club in a review vs everywhere else

I actually never wrote a review for like restaurant or some other type of mom and pop shop, hell it doesn't even have to be, it could be some chain. It's different to me though, I don't think I could…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 13

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Aging: Top Gun 2 Edition

The original Top Gun is one of my favorite movies. It's just so cheesy and awesome with a killer soundtrack and in my opinion the best cinematography ever although admittedly the movie was slightly gay. Top Gun 2, it's sequel,…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 6

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WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

I got admit that video is pretty hot, I wanted to fuck the shit out of both of them in that. How about those lyrics though lol. That is dirty stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsm4poTWjMs I know most of you guys aren't into this…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 34

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Extras are available, but not your favorite kind of extras (FootFucking)

I knew this one dancer who was not an extras girl, for the most part. She did have one exception, one thing she didn't find too "icky" was she would jack you off with her feet. She did this for…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 10

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Is it possible to get more action in the ER than in strip clubs right now

https://nypost.com/2020/08/06/hero-doctor-blasts-sexism-with-viral-bikini-clad-reenactment/ I gotta admit that is a sexy doctor. I’m feeling little sick right now now that I think about it.

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 7

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PL's not admitting how much they've spent reviews

I don't get it. What are we fucking trading nuclear secrets? Are we trying to hide how much of a PL we truly are? Are we actually trying to show off how cool we are on here? I'm not buying…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 29

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A serious discussion about diversity in strip clubs

If every customer took it up the ass by a black midget transvestite vegan that identified as native american, would that bring justice back to strip clubs? #progressivefuture

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 6

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She was being an Ellen DeGeneres

A stripper that is nice and cheery at the bar but once you get her in VIP is a huge cunt. Ellen DeGeneres. Is that not too perfect?

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 7

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What happened to ADULT WOMEN lifeguards

I was at the pool today. Going pool to pool to check out which one had the hottest chicks/lifeguards, thus is mongering life in NY in 2020. Anyway I'm there today and it's a bunch of fucking little kid lifeguards.…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 6

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You know enough already with all these big breasted, blonde, Swedish strippers

I think we’ve all had our fill by now. Enough is enough. Sheesh.

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 15

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Why is ARod tapping 50 year old pussy?

Ain't gonna end well. 10 years from now he's gonna be 55 with half a billion dollars and then that JLo ass is gonna be in it's 60's. On the other side of that JLo is in a relationship with…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 22

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Pop Stars That You Wanna Bang

I was thinking about it, there’s a lot to pick from. Music industry must be like you really have to be hot then we go from there as far as talent goes. Anyway I would say all time Michelle Branch during…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 60

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Strippers are always made out to be the victim...

But when I pay $500 to put my ding dong in her hoo haw for 12 seconds who’s the real victim? It’s downright criminal. Are us PL’s allowed to cry too. Can we a get a shoulder.

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 19

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OT: Bringing Back Animals From Extinction

Dinosaurs may be out of reach due to their DNA 🧬 degrading too much. But one sad case I think of is the Stellar’s Sea Cow. A giant manatee that lived around the Aleutian Islands. Discovered by a shipwrecked explorer…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 12

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Sleep with any 5 girls of your choosing or have the chance to go out to

the strip club in matching white suits with Rick Dugan? I just don’t know. It’s tough for me. I put it right up there with “What is the meaning of life?” and “What happens when after you die?”

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 24

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The word “No” in Strip Clubs

Might aswell be a gun shot sometimes. It’s almost as if strippers/waitresses/ bartenders never heard the word no. Makes me wonder how many fellow PL’s are just not saying no and always coughing up a bunch of money for appeasement.…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 31

Politics

This fucking guy Trevor Noah

Could you imagine going to a new country and then scolding the natives there on a nightly basis about how wrong they all are politically/culturally. You’d have to be some kind mega douchebag to do that. The balls on this…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 31

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We stick together on here everybody don’t go to Minneapolis downtown cabaret

Their best customers they treat like shit

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 21

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Minneapolis at downtown cabaret only fags go there

I would never ever go there. Because everyone their is gay

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 2

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Downtown Cabaret Minneapolis don’t ever go there

Get air danced in VIP by Madison

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 1

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Everybody chant “fuck downtown cabaret Minneapolis”

Fuck em

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 1

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Downtown Cabaret Minneapolis you suck big dick

Fags

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1
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