I was at the pool today. Going pool to pool to check out which one had the hottest chicks/lifeguards, thus is mongering life in NY in 2020. Anyway I'm there today and it's a bunch of fucking little kid lifeguards. Like probably not even 13.
My first thought how are they even gonna save my 200 lb ass? It would take an umpa lumpa type group effort. I don't know maybe I'm getting older so people seem younger but I couldn't help but think this was some new "age diversity" thing. My second thought what the hell happened to all the developed, great rack, nice legs, adult women lifeguards I would oogle as a kid? Anyway I'm not going to the pool anymore.


I remember going to the pool one hot summer when I was 15. The female lifeguards wore the one-piece bathing suits like on Baywatch. Someone was having trouble in the pool, and one of the lifeguards (college-aged, big rack) jumped off her stand into the pool. Somehow her natural D cup boobs popped out of the swimsuit when she it the water. I couldn't get the site of those melons out of my head for days, and couldn't stop talking about it. My friends didn't care. They were more interested in their flat chested, acne-covered girlfriends.
When I was a kid, all of the lifeguards seemed to be college students or at the very least juniors or seniors in high school. You are right; now, I see lifeguards that look like they are 12-16 years old. I don't think they could save an adult twice their size from drowning.