What happened to ADULT WOMEN lifeguards
Muddy
USA
I was at the pool today. Going pool to pool to check out which one had the hottest chicks/lifeguards, thus is mongering life in NY in 2020. Anyway I'm there today and it's a bunch of fucking little kid lifeguards. Like probably not even 13.
My first thought how are they even gonna save my 200 lb ass? It would take an umpa lumpa type group effort. I don't know maybe I'm getting older so people seem younger but I couldn't help but think this was some new "age diversity" thing. My second thought what the hell happened to all the developed, great rack, nice legs, adult women lifeguards I would oogle as a kid? Anyway I'm not going to the pool anymore.
My first thought how are they even gonna save my 200 lb ass? It would take an umpa lumpa type group effort. I don't know maybe I'm getting older so people seem younger but I couldn't help but think this was some new "age diversity" thing. My second thought what the hell happened to all the developed, great rack, nice legs, adult women lifeguards I would oogle as a kid? Anyway I'm not going to the pool anymore.
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When I was a kid, all of the lifeguards seemed to be college students or at the very least juniors or seniors in high school. You are right; now, I see lifeguards that look like they are 12-16 years old. I don't think they could save an adult twice their size from drowning.
w.r.t. the beach lifeguards - I don't go to the beach that often (I'm paled-skinned and get sunburned easily), but when I do go, the lifeguards are usually out-of-sight in their little lifeguard houses.
I’m sure there are some towns where they have more stringent standards, but in my area the pools are staffed as summer jobs for local high schoolers.
Some local lakes have similar staff, but they probably still have a few older lifeguards in case of real danger.