Trashing a strip club in a review vs everywhere else
Muddy
USA
I actually never wrote a review for like restaurant or some other type of mom and pop shop, hell it doesn't even have to be, it could be some chain. It's different to me though, I don't think I could write a nasty review unless they went out of their way to try to ruin my day. I just see all the dad's, mom's, grandpas, grandmas working to put food on the table for their family all that stuff. That's they're life, I'm not gonna put something up on the internet even if I didn't like the food or whatever. A strip club on the other hand I'll kill to kingdom come. Maybe it's the adversarial nature of the environment we're in, the sleeziness often that comes with it, the fact that they are constantly trying to clean me out but I never have any second thoughts.
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Chef Gordon Ramsay has a couple of reality shows where he's turning around bad restaurants. The show usually starts with the owners complaining that business is very slow or they're not making any money and they're on the verge of having to shut it down. And so when he goes in as a secret shopper, he realizes that the food is terrible, and there's long wait times. And of course when he gets into the kitchen to see what's really going on he just goes nuts screaming at everyone.
But all that to say that if the product or service is terrible, you're not really doing that small business a favor by not saying bad things about them.
If a club is awful on my first visit, I may not return. I won’t trash the club here, as it’s a single visit and it’s not appropriate to trash it based on limited experience.
I know it’s easy to get worked up over a bad experience - and then write a review after. I don’t give those reviews much weight because of their emotional nature.
There are few locations on the Internet to find reliable reviews of strip clubs - and this site provides a location for folks to post useful strip club information. I’ve tried other sites - and it’s mostly comments trashing clubs - or about what dancer provides extras - or guys searching for past favorite dancers. So, I think it’s important to post reliable club information here.
I'm not looking for a review to make a decision for me. Even the most overwrought reviews have info I'm looking for to decide if a club is worth a look. But I'm also not looking for the "best" club to go to, just one that seems like it's got potential. For me to drive out of my way these days a club needs to be clearly established as a destination club.
How does the accessibility of gated content affect the quality of the TUSCL reviews? They're completely separate things. Now you're just wasting time.
and so what if the girl is a hooker?? bottom line most ALL women sell themselves for something.
"what good are they when no one can access them"
Plenty of us can access them. You either pay a small monthly fee or put a little effort into writing something to contribute. But I guess that doesn't make any sense to a socialist who wants everything in the world for free.
If I go (unknowingly) to the worst reviewed club in my city, I potentially open myself up to the danger of physical violence, infection from poor control practices, and wasting my time that could have been spent at a better club.
Going to a poorly reviewed club carries far more weight with regards to my future.
I guess a little guide on writing reviews would be to touch on the following:
(i) prices (cover, parking, different types of vip, drinks)
(ii) bar vs byob
(iii) dances & dancers (air vs lap, haggard old dancers vs universally average or better)
(iv) safety (shit part of town, are the other patrons pushing the safety of others)
(v) ambience (does the club look nice and clean? are the bathrooms clean? etc.)