Whenever I get a shake, usually it's pretty shitty. All syrupy, sugary, just too sweet and makes you so thirsty. I usually throw it out, most are usually not edible. A few exceptions there but even those exceptions I feel I can beat out. I went to Walmart the other day and got tub of ice cream for less than $2. Brought it home and mixed that shit with milk, delicious. I know that doesn't exactly make me fucking Chef Boyardee but fuck you.
The Mexican strippers, gf's and civies I used to take out, I would bring them to some of the best mexican places money could buy. Went all out, I thought it would be a cultural grand slam. But after they would finish they would all say something like "Eh my mom makes it better :/ " Fucking bitches. But lesson learned, bring these girls to shit they don't know but the point stands that some people can out do these restaurants (or atleast think they can like my dumbass)
I know some of y'all make a mean something, fill in the blank.

