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She was being an Ellen DeGeneres

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Muddy
USA
A stripper that is nice and cheery at the bar but once you get her in VIP is a huge cunt. Ellen DeGeneres. Is that not too perfect?

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Papi_Chulo
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5 years ago
"She was all touchy-feely in the main-room, then a dud in the dance-room - what an Ellen"
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pistola
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5 years ago
Ellen also cockblocks. Portia is a minx.
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misterorange
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5 years ago
Ellen is nice and cheery at the bar, then in the VIP reveals that she's a dyke and just gonna tell you some lame jokes for a few songs.
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Warrior15
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5 years ago
I'm sorry. I'm not even approaching Ellen DeGeneres in a strip club. Ew !!!
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whodey
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5 years ago
Would never get a dance from Ellen, but I could take her wife Portia de Rossi to the VIP for some fun.
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Papi_Chulo
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5 years ago
Ellen looks like she would make a good bouncer
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TheeOSU
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5 years ago
^
She looks like she could be Justin beiber's stunt man in Die Hard 17 the Social Warrior.
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