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She was being an Ellen DeGeneres

Muddy
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USA

6 yrs ago · 1 min read

A stripper that is nice and cheery at the bar but once you get her in VIP is a huge cunt. Ellen DeGeneres. Is that not too perfect?

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Papi_Chulo

"She was all touchy-feely in the main-room, then a dud in the dance-room - what an Ellen"

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pistola

Ellen also cockblocks. Portia is a minx.

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misterorange

Ellen is nice and cheery at the bar, then in the VIP reveals that she's a dyke and just gonna tell you some lame jokes for a few songs.

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Warrior15

I'm sorry. I'm not even approaching Ellen DeGeneres in a strip club. Ew !!!

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whodey

Would never get a dance from Ellen, but I could take her wife Portia de Rossi to the VIP for some fun.

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Papi_Chulo

Ellen looks like she would make a good bouncer

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440viking

^ She looks like she could be Justin beiber's stunt man in Die Hard 17 the Social Warrior.

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