Find your local drug dealer down the street and wake his ass up. Tell him to get up, he's gonna be getting your house, your car, your pension, give him your job, all your savings, and let him bang your wife too, everything must go. Let's do this to show the world how virtuous we are! I won't do it though, I'm a sniveling coward and don't have a job but I will tell YOU to do it.
And of course it goes without saying that anybody that dare disagree, prepare to have a street mob beat ever living shit out of you.
I'm hoping that by the time the street mob comes to get me, the police department will have been completely defunded so I don't go to jail for defending myself in an appropriate manner.