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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Downtown Cabaret Minneapolis a bunch of fucking crooks

Fuck em

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 1

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Pussies at downtown cabaret

Fagots don’t go there RIP OFF

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1

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Fuck downtown cabaret

Fuck there fucking air dance

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 1

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Downtown Cabaret Minnepolis

Don’t fucking go there. Nobody go there. Fuck Madison and there private room Air dance. Fuck them!

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1

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EVERYBODY GO MIA! MIAAAA!, MIA! MIAAAAA!

Let’s just play this song 500 more fucking times tonight. You know they actually pay these DJ? Fuck outta HEYAH! I’m gonna start making this a drinking game.

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2

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Strippers with masks, hard to tell if they are good looking, but should it be?

Why does the face even matter that much. I think if we are honest with our selves most of us have it at or close to No.1 when grading but when she’s bent over who cares. This has gotten me…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 24

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Anyone else feeling rusty out there?

I haven’t clubbed in 2020 yet till this week. I overspent I’m the club, put up some shitty reviews (to which I was called out on, rightfully so) embarrassed my state with my dumbass driving, even caught singing in the…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 20

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Who in the world is Kimmie Haze?

Lmao@Google Reviews of Country Rock Cabaret (Sorry I don’t know how to link it) Does she have the greatest pussy in America? Or does she have a lot of free time on her hands to submit google reviews about herself? Either…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6

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Midwest roadtrip

I got a few weeks off I was thinking on hitting St. Louis (ILL), KC, Minneapolis, and Milwaukee. I checked the reviews and fully understand we aren't exactly talking about strip club Nirvana here but I was wondering if anyone…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 23

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Never ask for a refund

https://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/59848-never-trust-a-stripper-offering-a-refund-policy

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 3

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Times you weren't quite prepared to leave VIP

I had one time in VIP where the stripper took off my belt and put it around my neck like one would wear a towel. It was a pretty wild session. And I left out drenched in sweat, my shirt…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 12

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Hi I trust all of you but to make sure Cash app me $60 to prove you are FO REAL

Cash app @heartheartbabykisskiss07 Thanks

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 3

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When she doesn't really put any effort in at all to get ready to see you

"Can I wear sweatpants?" "Ugh I look like shit, do you mind?" I do get this a lot. And to be honest it really doesn't bother me. I'm usually focused on the girls body when I'm having sex with her…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 12

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I’m at a party, too many girls. Comment below so I can PM you the address

Hurry! Before it ends. A bunch of sorority girls they are just begging for dick. This is just insane get here now!!!!

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 13

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Anybody else out there ready to give strip clubs a break

I'm burnt out, think I'm gonna mail it in for a few months. I need to clear my head a little bit. We could all use a day off every now and then.

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 35

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Guys I've just been stabbed

I called the police but instead they sent a social worker to explain to me how the act was justified due to my white oppressive skin. I was then fined $500 and banned from the club. #CHAZLIFE

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 12

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DON'T FUCK WITH THE FLAG BROTHER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo When dumbass lefties try to make you choose between the flag and not being a bigot. Not gonna play that game. Our flag is not a fucking political football! NOT IN MAH COUNTRY! I got my beer, fireworks, American flag spandex and…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 35

Politics

Now Drew Brees is getting shit for standing up for our country

https://sports.yahoo.com/le-bron-james-leads-athlete-pushback-on-drew-brees-protest-take-whats-wrong-is-wrong-202512896.html https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29262906/saints-drew-brees-says-never-agree-anybody-disrespecting-flag Me, I'd rather be crucified and then burn hell for the rest eternity than not stand up for the flag. That's just me though. Somebody has to stick up for this country while others bury their head in the sand…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 96

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I just want to take a moment to thank communism

Before communism I used to be routinely laughed at for bringing up marriage and having kids on the first date, Now thanks to communism, the Venezuelan girls I ask to marry me and have my kids on the first message on…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 4

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Holding hands in the club

Very common. You and girl agree to get lapdances and she holds your hand to the dance area. I used to think it was a cute gesture but I don’t do it anymore. I’m not their little schoolgirl friend and…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 56

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Have you ever had a stripper embaress you in public?

To tell you truth I usually don't. If they dress all slutty IDGAF. There was this one time though, I was picking up a fav. She had her kid and her nephew together and I gave her a ride to…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 19

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Famous women that you just don't get why people think they're hot

There's certain women out there that men absolutely crazy over, that I on the other hand wouldn't even buy a dance from in the strip club. I'll do three. 3. Sash Grey. This one isn't like the next two. She's not…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 76

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Girls You Have To Bubble Wrap

It's always fucking something. Delicate girls WTF. *starts kissing neck* "Ouch you scruff is scratching me" *Puts dick in vagina* "Owww Owwww slow slow!" (and puts her hands out like she's Diana Ross) *Doggystyle* "Stop stop stop your grabbing me to hard!" *Goes for…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1

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Face wise, what are some beautiful girls out there

Just to see where everyone is when it comes to above the shoulders. I got a bunch but here’s three very pretty ones. Could be from back in the day too. 3. Sophie Marceau https://images.app.goo.gl/cci9bAapwKqaDi449 2. Annabella Sciorra https://images.app.goo.gl/DqyjpZ5VSAovtXvj9 1. And the…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 46

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Very short hair on strippers

Even bald. The haircut on the head I'm referring to. I don't think I've seen this on a white girl in a club but I have seen some black/mixed girls really pull this off. If they have a rockin body…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 7 24
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