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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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If you had to start over again, where would you live?

No attachments, no friends, family, jobs and various other commitments tying you down. Would you be somewhere different? Not saying monger related necessarily (although I’m sure that might play a role) but more just in general.

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 26

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There needs to start being some negative consequences for strippers that keep...

standing up during lap dances. Enough is enough. Now before I say what needs to be said don't accuse me of being misogynistic, I've been at head the head of the feminist movement for years. I've stood side by side…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 14

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In the recorded history of the mankind, has the door vulture ever worked out?

Even just once? I always say no door vultures, I always say no to tag teams, I always say no to dropping 4 figures, 4 steps within walking in the building, And it’s probably best to say no to everyone in a high…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 15

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Where is the absolute, hands down worst place for strip clubs?

I was looking at strip club reviews for Edmonton, Alberta. I guess in Alberta they have rules in which no contact whatsoever air dances are all that’s allowed. It’s sounds so shitty nobody’s reviewed an Edmonton club in almost a…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 32 16

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French Canadien Strippers

Somebody said this on here, I forget who, but that French Canadien dancers are like the Cubans of Canada. Yeah in Miami/Quebec they are fine but once the leave there it may become a different deal. My experiences so far…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 18 9

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If only we can all extinguish the little embers of racism left in our hearts…

Then and only then will mobs of black youths finally stop beating the ever living fucking shit out of random people all across America. Come on everyone, we can do this. Now let’s all hold hands and pray our racism…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 36

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Best songs that were not singles

Usually there’s a reason a song is a single, most times when you listen to albums those really were the best songs. But there are some exceptions. A couple come to mind for me… The Police- Omegaman. Andy and Stewart and…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 5 17

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PSA: Don’t sniff Petrol from a can

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4&pp=ygUTZG9uJ3Qgc25pZmYgcGV0cm9sIA%3D%3D Some things just need to be said.

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 1

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New Mongering Method: Shouting from a moving vehicle

You know with inflation, nonsensical overhead costs, overpriced cover, drinks, vips, I've just given up entirely, utterly rejecting this scam nonsense and started a new way of mongering. One that does cost much at all (and no white suit need,…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 9 9

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Strip Club Instagram's

I have instagram on my phone, but only to message a couple of girls that preferred that route and don't really use it otherwise. But one thing I've been doing recently is checking out some of these instagram pages for…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 15 13

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Are there just an infinite amount of Cuban strippers?

I apologize for another Cuban thread, but those threads gave me inspiration for this one. Cuba is a country of 11 million, it's not like India or China with 2 billion. But strippers from this one island are in the…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 7 29

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I'm all for diversity, BUT...

Look I need itailians making my pizza, Mexicans make the mexican food, Blacks make the rap music (fuck Eminem), Irish guy bartending (provided there's no gigantic breasted St. Paulies girl to do it), Greeks running the local diner, Indian guy for tech support, Asian women giving…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 5 27

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Follies, a look back

Never got to go, I had my chance (I was in Atlanta in 2020 and said, eh maybe next time, nope) but now that there is a couple years in being gone just wanted know your guys thoughts? When was the…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 10 11

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Genuinely Friendly Staff

How often do you guys encounter actual friendly people running the show? Does it make it difference or na it's all about the girls? I'm sure it don't hurt either way. You day guys/regulars probably see it waaaaaay more than…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 16

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Places you've had SD success

I use the Seeking website, I think there are others though. I'll run down some places I've messed with it and saw what happened. I'm usually doing strip clubs as the primary thing but when I'm traveling I use seeking…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 8 6

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Strip Clubs that TUSCL doesn't go to

I hit a few clubs on here that haven't been reviewed in like 5, 6, 7 years. It seems like we all flock to what we know is good. BUT is it possible that you have strip clubs there that…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 6 12

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Truck stop strip clubs

Recently hit a couple clubs right next to truck stops, truckers can walk on over and I used to be a regular at a club that was legendary for truckers on I-10, Red Parrot in Texas. What have your guys…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 48 24

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Parking lot reviews

Believe or not there are reviews of the parking lot on this site. Is it ever, under any circumstances, anytime ever would be permissible to submit a parking lot review?Even if it was Papi Chulo writing it, I don’t think…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 30

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Dens of Rip off Bitches

Politically correct term , hustle hutters. What were your experiences if you ever walked into a den of ROB’s Did you leave immediately? Did you try to convert them, reform them, have them see the light? Did you try to convey…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 5 15

Politics

RFK Jr. and upcoming races

Any thoughts on Robert Kennedy Jr. coming out to run, polling already at 19%? Talk about great name recognition, can't do much better than that. Although he sounds like he's got the worst case of strep throat of all time,…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 8 27

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Where does nicespice need to dance next?

She hasn’t gone on a road trip in a little while now, we gotta change that. Now you might say she has a life, she’s can’t drop everything on the drop of a dime and travel globe…welll fuck all that…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 34

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You ever observe people not tipping?

Not with lap dances or VIP because that's a totally different thing in my view but like with the standard stuff like waitresses/bartenders and tip walks. I've been seeing some stuff online about restaurant waitresses and servers bitching about how…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 34

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Does anybody else feel limited by the 80 character title limit for reviews

We used to be able to write a paragraph now often times I find myself not being able to make a proper title to show how I feel about a club. I fear we are now in an era where…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 6 16

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Strip Club Listings Count Post Covid/Pre-Recession

Just taking a quick count of what we have going on right now. I think while some differ on the why, or the who but most would think we in some rough waters ahead and it might affect the clubs.…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 42 14

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What is it about Cuban strippers that make them eventually take over a club?

Have we ever gone into the why on that? I should ask more displaced dancers specifically this question. But it seems like they chase all the other ethnicities away in do time. You'll get 1, 2, 3 Cuban girls start…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 76 35
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