Where is the absolute, hands down worst place for strip clubs?
Muddy
USA
I was looking at strip club reviews for Edmonton, Alberta. I guess in Alberta they have rules in which no contact whatsoever air dances are all that’s allowed. It’s sounds so shitty nobody’s reviewed an Edmonton club in almost a decade. Sad reviews before then. Even TUSCL has given up on that city.
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The correct answer to “where is the absolute, hands down worst place for a strip club?” is “yo’ momma’s house”.
Well, maybe not everybody’s momma’s house. There are some fine MILFs that this rick don’t mind watchin’ strip. But I strongly suspect that I wouldn’t want to see Muddy Ape’s Momma strip.
And for those of y’all sayin’ “but rick, she’s prolly like 500 years old or sumpthin’ you’re being too harsh” I say this: imagine that you traveled back to the Ben Franklin days, would you really want a lap dance from Muddy’s momma?
Wait…where the fuck was I? This is the problem with my breakfast bottle of Jack…I am constantly forgetting what I’m sayin’. Anyhoo… I don’t wanna see Muddy’s momma get naked and I’m sure of that. ROAR!!!
I remember there was a review of a club in Nigeria or some God forsaken place in Africa where guards with automatic weapons were posted at metal doors that were bolted shut
https://tuscl.net/review/150705
I would think that Iceland has got to the worst. Strip clubs are flat assed illegal.
"Weeks later, the City Council unveiled its weapon to clean up Tampa: the 6-foot rule.
The proposed ordinance would require that distance between patrons and adult entertainers. It wasn’t technically a ban on lap dances, but how can you gyrate on someone from that far away?
Other governments in Florida had already passed ordinances designed to stop the spread of prostitution and disease. Pinellas County had a 3-foot rule, as did Brevard, Citrus, Collier, Manatee, Volusia, Polk and Seminole. A handful of places outside of Florida imposed 10-foot rules. Tampa tried to land somewhere in the middle with 6 feet, a distance that would prevent “hand-to-genital contact” and be easy to enforce."
Sounds pretty much like hell.
a. It shall be a violation of this chapter for a patron, employee or any other person in an adult entertainment establish ent, to knowingly or intentionally appear in a state of nudity regardless of whether such public nudity is expressive in nature.
b. It shall be a violation of this chapter for an employee in an adult entertainment establishment, to knowingly or intentionally appear in a state of semi-nudity unless the employee is at least six (6) feet from the nearest area occupied by patrons and on a stage elevated at least eighteen (18) inches from the floor.
c. It shall be a violation of this chapter for an employee, who regularly appears in a state of semi-nudity in the adult entertainment establishment, to knowingly or intentionally receive any pay or gratuity directly from any patron, or for any patron to knowingly or intentionally pay or give any gratuity directly to any employee who appears in a state of semi-nudity in the adult entertainment establishment.
d. It shall be a violation of this chapter for an employee who regularly appears in a state of semi-nudity in an adult entertainment establishment, to knowingly or intentionally touch a customer or the clothing of a customer while on the premises of the
“Go into any one of Tampa’s numerous clubs today and you’ll see dozens of women twerking a lot closer than 6 feet from their customers.
The rule that prohibits that activity is still on the books, but police reports show it hasn’t resulted in an arrest since 2005. And no one really talks about it anymore.”
THEN READ (FROM A “CONCERNED” FEMALE CITIZEN):
“If it were up to me,” … “I would make it over a mile distance, but six foot seems reasonable.”
That is precisely correct. “When the powers that be want to” — and the powers that be will always, eventually, want to. It creates media headlines, the kind of headlines that say the right things “human trafficking, spreading disease, drugs, prostitution” and it is said against precisely the right people: strippers and straight men that go to strip clubs.
In what can only be considered hilarious, want to see strip clubs left alone by leaders? Make sure there is at least a few transgender and gay clubs of this type operating. Now “leaders” will be in the uncomfortable position of inferring enforcement against the wrong people that will get them negative headlines.
The "pink mafia" within the Vatican is real.