Are there just an infinite amount of Cuban strippers?
Muddy
USA
I apologize for another Cuban thread, but those threads gave me inspiration for this one. Cuba is a country of 11 million, it's not like India or China with 2 billion. But strippers from this one island are in the process of taking over the entirety of U.S. strip clubs.
They've already conquered Texas and Florida, that's already been done, no small feats those are very large states with a lot of clubs. But know you see them well into the Midwest, now even Detroit you guys are talking about them at Flight Club, is getting you guys are talking about Flight Club. Even the Northeast, at Desire now. Hell I've seen Cubans in Nebraska strip clubs, Nebraska! And I keep reading about them in reviews in popping up in weird places.
The point is, at some point do you just run out of people? Are we just gonna go straight to Canada with this stuff? It's really amazing stuff if you think about it.
They've already conquered Texas and Florida, that's already been done, no small feats those are very large states with a lot of clubs. But know you see them well into the Midwest, now even Detroit you guys are talking about them at Flight Club, is getting you guys are talking about Flight Club. Even the Northeast, at Desire now. Hell I've seen Cubans in Nebraska strip clubs, Nebraska! And I keep reading about them in reviews in popping up in weird places.
The point is, at some point do you just run out of people? Are we just gonna go straight to Canada with this stuff? It's really amazing stuff if you think about it.
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Now, most Cubans in the Austin area keep to the shady clubs that practically only hire Cubans. The rest have a few, but the don’t dominate the lineup.
And then apparently DFW doesn’t have as many of them. Though idk how it is now compared to a few months ago.
https://tuscl.net/discussion/81538
The point I’m trying to make is that just because Cubans show up somewhere, doesn’t guarantee that they will forever be the lineup. Who knows, maybe Abbot’s crap is making the Texas club owners more nervous of hiring too many Cubans and that’s why they are migrating more, with or without a provided bus trip.
As far as seeing them elsewhere, most of the south Florida strippers don't come here directly from Cuba. You see the ones on the news arriving in boats and shit, but when you talk to the strippers many come via Mexico. And then they go to another state besides Texas for a while, then they come here. They often don't become strippers till they get here, but I think that's what changing. Not an increase in numbers or them spreading out, they're just not bothering with the bullshit jobs they used to try to hold down for a year or two before moving to Hialeah and becoming a stripper.
If the FC Cubans under cut the American FC Girls, we will see the great American exodus, and the end of some top tier American Talent that is hard to find in most other clubs.
We have already seen the recession, cause some top talent to leave…..and the Cubans are filling in that void.
“Guess we wait and see"……
Glad I had my share of fun at the FC already……..
If all else fails, then it will be Sugar Babes for me here in the USA & Mexico.
I've liked the Hispanic regulars I've had so far because they seem friendly and affectionate. My two favorite regulars right now are a Puerto Rican dancer and a Mexican dancer. I've known both of them about three
years. I would be open to having a Cuban regular if I found one where there wasn't a language barrier.
Incorrecto! Las Estriptistas Cubanas tambien vienen de Mexico y Columbia y Brazil y Puerto Rico. (Translation: Cuban strippers also come from Mexico and Columbia and etc.)
To many in the tuscl world, if she looks Latin she is from Cuba. The reality is Cubanas are very overrepresented in Florida SCs (true to my own experience) and probably other states especially southeast. But mathematically speaking, if you’re in California, that spinner cubana is likely from Ciudad de Mexico.
Good point Brahma Ape, but you missed the most important point of all. Muddy ape asked if there was an infinite number of Cubana strippers. The answer to that is “no, if there was an infinite number of Cubana strippers then they would collapse to form a black hole”.
Imagine that you damn dirty apes. Tits and ass all being sucked into a gravitational vortex. Well this rick ain’t havin’ it. If any sucking goes on it better be suckin’ of the rick dick. ROAR!!!
I keep up with some of my cuban atfs who've since left the game and the move seems to be to find a sugar daddy to eventually transfer into a stable taxable job. Of the ones I communicate with, none have made it happen.
I'd be surprised to learn if even 1% of the cuban women who're stripping in the US manage to transfer into the workforce.
Idk how bad it is for women right now but I'd imagine these Cubans strippers are out earning their counterparts (unlicensed uneducated immigrant female) by droves.
I personally can't wait for them to hit 60ish just to see what will happen to their demographic.
Turns out they wanted me to buy them water at stripper prices. They came back and waved the water in my face and yelled something in Spanish.
Lovely.
Seriously Mark Ape? You couldn’t figure out that “dollar water” meant “I want some frickin’ money”? I will provide a handy dandy Cuban stripper to English translation app:
Cuban stripper: <anything>
English translation: I want some frickin’ money
Hope this helps. ROAR!!!
Then she just had to stay off drugs, save some money, and go to school.
Like in so many areas, we had a wave of Cubans roll through some years back, but most of them didn't stick. The only club where they gained a real beachhead is Wackos, where they are still 50%+ of the girls on shift on any given day. There are a smattering of them in a couple of other clubs, but they are more like side attractions than anything else.
The main problem is that most of them refuse to learn English, which doesn't play well around here. Wackos is the notable exception as there are plenty of guys who go in there for the purpose of a drink and a nut. In most of the other J'ville clubs, the sales process is more involved, which doesn't sync well with the non-verbal quick strike format preferred by most of the Cuban girls.
Simple fact most Cubans are required to learn English in grade school so the claim by many that “no hablo inglis “ isn’t true, even in Miami most know basic English, some feign ignorance as some kind of protest, but few are completely unable to comprehend.
- Most are significantly overweight
- Limited English
- More likely to have nasty personalities
- Demand money they didn’t earn
Anyway, that’s my experience
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.