In the recorded history of the mankind, has the door vulture ever worked out?
Muddy
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I always say no door vultures,
I always say no to tag teams,
I always say no to dropping 4 figures, 4 steps within walking in the building,
And it’s probably best to say no to everyone in a high hustle, notorious den of ROB’s aka stripperweb nirvana
Well I encountered all of this immediately at Kittens in Seattle. But one of them in the tag team, clearly the follower not the leader was like a 9 and despite all the all the instinctive oh hell to the no I’m about to sing, I did think to myself, hey wait a minute I’m trying to FUCK this girl right here, I ain’t doin better than this in here. Rarely are the vultures that hot.
I tried to actually break up Salt-N-Pepa to just negotiate with her in the hopes it might be a different deal but to no avail, the lead vulture was not having it (Probably says something) But I sort of entertained an ambush at a strip club for a moment there.
My question is, has a door vulture ever worked out? Be it for you or somebody else. Even just seeing a review where somebody was successful with it.
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The first time I went, I went with a buddy and he made his choice out of the group, but I deferred. I went to the bar to wait for my buddy but observed that the hotter girls weren't in the lineup group and would wander around the bar area when they were free. I only went a couple more times in my early 20's but learned that I should say I am going to have a drink before picking a girl and wait for the hot ones to come out to the bar area.
I never encountered a situation exactly like you've described as being met at the door, but have been approached fairly quickly once I've found a seat. I usually just say I just arrived and not ready to get a dance at the moment
Normally I hate girls that do a hard sell as soon as I get to the club but in this case it was a great experience
seattle huh? only reason i would ever consider to go there is to meet one girl. check this one out - introducing the queen of seattle via aurora avenue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWZqfOsc…
@mike haven't done the Nevada brothel experience yet the prices always turned me off
@whodey lmao
Anyway – as I’m approaching the door I see 2 young(ish) (20 – 22 ?) ebonies in street-clothes talking outside – I didn’t really pay much attention to them besides just noticing they were there.
I enter the club and 30-seconds after sitting-down at the bar one of the 2-ebonies I had seen outside approaches me and asks me if I wanna go get a hotel-room w/ her and her friend (just like that - no "hello what's your name/etc").
I said no b/c:
a) although I found them cute; young/girlish looking women are not really my thing as I’m naturally more attracted to the womanly (vs girlish) look
b) again they were cute – but their girlish-look meant they were not well-endowed; w/ the latter being my strong pref; thus it wasn’t that hard to turn them down w/o thinking about it too-much
[now that I think about it – perhaps they might have been younger than 21; maybe in their late-teens and perhaps too-young to-dance in the club but were still trying to make some money and perhaps why they were hanging outside the club in street-clothes? Originally I thought they were off-duty dancers but perhaps they were just too-young to dance - IDK]
c) another reason I declined their offer is b/c I’m not much of an OTC guy - thus being proposed like that out-of-the-blue by someone I hadn’t even had a chance to get to know at all was not something I was inherently comfortable with
Sometimes in a dead club the door vulture is the girl who actually wants to earn your money rather than sitting around complaining how dead it is.
I went in the 80's but, at the time, the deal is closed in the room with the girl. I was shown a very high priced menu and I just said I'm willing to pay this much and quoted my price. She then went up to the mamma san with the fee you agreed to.
I wouldn't go back but it was something I got crossed off my bucket list early in life. The approach in Nevada seems a lot more thorough from a medical stanpoint than TJ as the girls have to have testing that is checked by the state. They also almost give you a physical before they play with your junk.
Like you, I've been hit up by a tag-team of vultures before, the same one-hot & one not scenario. I've never been able to successfully pry them apart and just get the hot one. It's been probably only 2-3 attempts all time though, it's pretty rare the door vulture is do-able, much less actually hot enough to overlook the vulture behavior. I've been able to split up duo's who aren't door vultures on a few occasions, but that's it.