I'm all for diversity, BUT...
Muddy
USA
Mexicans make the mexican food,
Blacks make the rap music (fuck Eminem),
Irish guy bartending (provided there's no gigantic breasted St. Paulies girl to do it),
Greeks running the local diner,
Indian guy for tech support,
Asian women giving me a massage,
etc. etc. and tbh I rather not stray from that,
But when it comes to air travel, I'm gonna be needing white baby boomer, usually rocking a mustache, to be flying the airplane. I'm sorry that part is non negotiable, total dealbreaker otherwise. Sully Sullenberger is going be to the captain I hear on that loudspeaker, at least while my ass in on that plane.
The minute I see Shaniqua and Mamisan up in that cockpit, I will be walking the FUCK OUT. Keep my ticket money. And God help us all if I see Muhammed.
That is all. Small detail. Little nitpick. Tiny ask. Just my 2 cents. Otherwise carry on with all of your diversity quotas, do what y'all gotta do. Good for you. đź‘Ť
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Most pilots are ex air force. So even when diverse, they tend to be pretty squared up, slightly nerdy.
I'll admit I do love nerdy Asian doctors.
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Italians are the cooks
British are the police
Germans are the engineers
French are the lovers
Swedish organize everything
Hell:
British are the cooks
Germans are the police
French are the engineers
Swedish are the lovers
Italians organize everything
Rap: Check out the Smirnoff Tea Party in Cape Cod, or if you can find the Jim Belushi White Rap from SNL (he did 2 - priceless). And while we are on Rap, commercialized credit goes to Blonde with "Rapture".
Instead of a slow steady descent and smooth landing it felt like we dropped from the air and boom hit the runway hard. The guy next to me, an older experienced flyer, looked at me, smiled and said “you can always tell the difference between Air Force and Navy trained pilots”
Not sure if there’s any truth to that but I always think about that when there’s a less than smooth landing
I heard it this way
In heaven, the police are British, the food is French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, and it's all run by the Swiss (though I like your version with Italian food better)
In hell, the food is British, the mechanics are French, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all run by the Italians.
I heard another version from an Indian friend:
In heaven you get an American salary, an Indian wife, British weather, and Chinese food. (I guess they prefer British rain to Indian heat)
In hell you get an American wife, Indian weather, British food, and a Chinese salary (China was a lot poorer when they invented this joke)
I like your other one as well.
The American bolsheviks (the noisy, liberal, minority left) are being allowed to drag this country into the gutter - right where George Soros and the democrat party wants it. Our healthcare system is already half-crap. I cannot believe more than half the obstacles and failures we run into daily from other physicians and the insurance providers. Cigna has a policy of not hiring white men. They go by names. Chadwick Boseman - the baddest, blackest man in the galaxy wouldn't even get called for an interview. Lemonjelo Tyrone Brown would get hired without an interview or reference check. This is not anecdotal, this acutally happened at Cigna (except for the names). This is what DEI brings you. This is why go woke go broke is such an important tool for fighting back against DEI in business. Bud makes shitty beer, so it's effective against them. Nike makes some of the best gear in the business, I went to adidas, underarmour, and Asics, but Nike's quality is too high to be effective. However, we have to keep the pressure on.
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Dr. Carson- mediocre talent
Marco Rubio - small hands
I want to know if he will grab Nikki Haley by the pussy
Cubans doing VIP rooms
Brazilians swaying on stage
Mexicans going arriba