There needs to start being some negative consequences for strippers that keep...

standing up during lap dances. Enough is enough. Now before I say what needs to be said don't accuse me of being misogynistic, I've been at head the head of the feminist movement for years. I've stood side by side with Riley Gaines in her stand for women's rights. Ok fine, you got me I was jerking it in the UofK parking lot as her swim team was loading gatorades in a van. Granted....admitted, fair enough. But you can't I wasn't there.

Anyway I propose some sort of shock collar (not lethal or super painful but something) that goes off every time the stripper gets up to "bust a move" during a lap dance while your on the precipice of an LDK. Nobody wants to see that shit. If the girl is getting up to fetch a condom, or go down on her knees, or merely switch positions, no beef with that, it won't set it off, but the second she gets off your lap to break it down like she's Janet Jackson, shock collar activate...shock collar activate.

I'm all for positive reinforcement, tips, compliments, lots of love, repeat visits, free drinks all that shit but we need to also have negative reinforcement in there as well. And if it's gets bad enough I'm not adverse to introducing some sort of medieval style ball and chain to attach to her ankle, all options are on the table at this point. Enough is enough and we ain't takin it no more.