Recruiting Online Strippers

There's a big ruckus on here about losing tuscl strippers. Well I decided to get ahead the curve go off and try to bring some over. Think of it as a pimp daddy version noah's arc. Apparently stripperweb shutdown so I went to over to stripper reddit to set throw my pitch. Here's how it went...

I introduced myself "hi I'm Muddy from tuscl, I come in peace, we need more pussy on tuscl, it's a total sausagefest up in this bitch"

I thought I would enter in an intense negotiation for their demands of what they want to come on over but they just confronted me with "Your not supposed to be here!" "Ban him now!"

Anyway I returned fire with an ultimatum of my one condition and that is that any customer that comes in wearing a white suit should at the very least be entitled to a handjob. For the sake of bringing sexy back. I let them now I wouldn't budge off that.

I was then promptly called a douchebag and immediately banned outright.