There's a big ruckus on here about losing tuscl strippers. Well I decided to get ahead the curve go off and try to bring some over. Think of it as a pimp daddy version noah's arc. Apparently stripperweb shutdown so I went to over to stripper reddit to set throw my pitch. Here's how it went...
I introduced myself "hi I'm Muddy from tuscl, I come in peace, we need more pussy on tuscl, it's a total sausagefest up in this bitch"
I thought I would enter in an intense negotiation for their demands of what they want to come on over but they just confronted me with "Your not supposed to be here!" "Ban him now!"
Anyway I returned fire with an ultimatum of my one condition and that is that any customer that comes in wearing a white suit should at the very least be entitled to a handjob. For the sake of bringing sexy back. I let them now I wouldn't budge off that.
I was then promptly called a douchebag and immediately banned outright.
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last commentNo loss. Don't need them here. Only value they contribute one this site is when the occasional good looking dancer posted her photos on here, good eye candy.
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Not to worry! Founder is bringing back free VIP for dancers - that should get the party started in no time at all!
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This is going to go well. Every PL on here claims they go to VIP and get Billy Joel tickets for twenty bucks. Meanwhile every stripper claims they go do VIPs for $2K and just sit in there and talk.
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smash like button for shailynn post ^^
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So basically you wandered into the women’s locker room and posted cringe. It’s unclear to me how this is supposed to help the situation.
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It's Better To Stick With The Walk In Strip Clubs, Escort Service, & ▶️ YouTube.
You Can Always Check Out Instagram & Snap Chat & Start Talkin' With Strippers That Way If They Really Are Strippies. Hell, Why Not See About Pickin' Up A Hooters Girl Or A Hot Girl From The Message Parlor!
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