Say you wrote a movie script. You can pick who acts in it and who directs.

Well, the Lion King is loosely based on my life so I know a lot about the show biz. Disney cleaned up the story a bit. I did a lot of twisted shit with my warthog and meerkat buds…I mean really have any of you been in a room with hookers, blow, and a frickin’ meerkat? I saw some shit I want to forget.

However, I do have a question ‘bout the Muddy movie…are you using a time machine for casting? Because I think some of your stars my be dead. But I admire your moxie wanting to become a screenwriter. Here’s an idea for you: a meerkat Coke smuggler. Can’t miss at the box office. ROAR!!!

I’m going modern in my choices.

Director: Michael Mann

Actor: George Clooney

Actress: Ana de Armas

Bonus - movie score done by Trent Renzor of Nine Inch Nails (he does a lot of movie scores these days).

Stanley Kubrick Young Christopher Walken ( Dogs of War/Deer Hunter era) Charlize Theron

Ann Margret when she was in her prime, and a lot of baked beans. Oh wait ...

I don’t think it gets any better than Hitchcock directing and Cary Grant acting.

The actress is tough. But probably Sharon Stone. Maybe not a great actress but in her prime, I can’t think of anyone hotter.

A great character actor can elevate a film from good to great. Like you, I’ve always loved Bruce Dern. (I sat next to him on a flight once).

But I also love George Kennedy, John Turturro and Steve Buscemi.

^^. Why did I say Bruce Dern? - I like him too, but meant Sam Elliot

Motorhead, I always get those two confused.

I like Hitchcock and Cary Grant. Or maybe Jimmy Stewart.

Actress is a young Grace Kelly. Why? Because she fucked almost every guy on every movie she ever made.

It my movie and I'm fucking Grace Kelly.

I'd do a contemporary film noir.

I'd hire Michael Mann to direct. He doesn't leave any holes in the plot or take too much artistic license like Nolan.

Taylor Sheridan does the story.

Philip Kaufman to script.

Hans Zimmer scores.

Chris Pratt as the lead protagonist.

Alexandra Daddarii as the lead female.

Dwayne Johnson as the antagonist. Has he ever played the heavy?

Margot Robbie as a femme fatale.

if i had a movie script/idea...

ok. it would be a movie that's over 3 hours long. it would be 2 movies into one, like the one directed by tantatino and robert rodriguez.

first part of the movie would be directed by scorsese, depalma, james cameron, antoine fuqua or michael bay. main male stars would be thomas hardy and that rocco coked up guy from boondock saints. sure throw in michael caine, paciono, walken and steve martin as well.

second part of the movie is just sleazed up pov porn. the female participants that i would be pounding one at a time would be thick versions of bebe rexha, ariel winter, julia fox and meghan trainor.

No offense rick-feline, but I was always team Scar. That movie vilified him, and wrongly blamed a weather based disaster on his economic policies.

This must be the source for Netflix made movies. Most are terrible!

Max Hardcore can direct my story. I dont watch credits much in porn so i did a wikipedia for rn directors and his name sounded cool, and when i read he did the anal adventures of max hardcore in the 90s, well... how could i not?

I will star as myself and cast sydney sweeney as my step daughter. She gets stuck in a dryer and ass fucking her is the only way to gwt her put before she is smothered by her own boobs.

Maybe the point is there arent good movies anymore so i watch too much pornhub

And when you get Sydney Sweeney out of the dryer, you find she was not stuck at all, but she was deep throating Peter Dinklage?

I would say that I want to see a Max Headroom comeback, but there is probably already a remake in the works which will suck just as bad as the Poltergeist and Robocop remakes.