Say you wrote a movie script. You can pick who acts in it and who directs.
Muddy
USA
Who you taking? Lead actor, the hot girl in the movie and director. Dead or Alive.
Director. I could always go Scorsese and I really liked the late William Friedkin style too. But I think I would go Werner Herzog, he's always doing some wild shit. He's a strange dude in a good way, really different.
Lead Actor. Clint Eastwood is the easy pick for me I love everything he does. Or Paul Newman. Both are just old school American cool as it gets. But to me I think I would take two guys right out of central casting with either Sam Elliot or Dennis Farina. Nothing says wild west more than Sam Elliot do a coors commercial. And nothing is more Chicago than Dennis Farina. Those dudes are the real deal.
The babe in the movie. There's a ton to pick from, I'm gonna let the kid version of me pick. That actress Mia Sara from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I remember thinking that girl is so damn gorgeous. I was mesmerized.
Director. I could always go Scorsese and I really liked the late William Friedkin style too. But I think I would go Werner Herzog, he's always doing some wild shit. He's a strange dude in a good way, really different.
Lead Actor. Clint Eastwood is the easy pick for me I love everything he does. Or Paul Newman. Both are just old school American cool as it gets. But to me I think I would take two guys right out of central casting with either Sam Elliot or Dennis Farina. Nothing says wild west more than Sam Elliot do a coors commercial. And nothing is more Chicago than Dennis Farina. Those dudes are the real deal.
The babe in the movie. There's a ton to pick from, I'm gonna let the kid version of me pick. That actress Mia Sara from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I remember thinking that girl is so damn gorgeous. I was mesmerized.
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However, I do have a question ‘bout the Muddy movie…are you using a time machine for casting? Because I think some of your stars my be dead. But I admire your moxie wanting to become a screenwriter. Here’s an idea for you: a meerkat Coke smuggler. Can’t miss at the box office. ROAR!!!
Director: Michael Mann
Actor: George Clooney
Actress: Ana de Armas
Bonus - movie score done by Trent Renzor of Nine Inch Nails (he does a lot of movie scores these days).
Young Christopher Walken ( Dogs of War/Deer Hunter era)
Charlize Theron
The actress is tough. But probably Sharon Stone. Maybe not a great actress but in her prime, I can’t think of anyone hotter.
A great character actor can elevate a film from good to great. Like you, I’ve always loved Bruce Dern. (I sat next to him on a flight once).
But I also love George Kennedy, John Turturro and Steve Buscemi.
Why did I say Bruce Dern? - I like him too, but meant Sam Elliot
Actress is a young Grace Kelly. Why? Because she fucked almost every guy on every movie she ever made.
It my movie and I'm fucking Grace Kelly.
I'd hire Michael Mann to direct. He doesn't leave any holes in the plot or take too much artistic license like Nolan.
Taylor Sheridan does the story.
Philip Kaufman to script.
Hans Zimmer scores.
Chris Pratt as the lead protagonist.
Alexandra Daddarii as the lead female.
Dwayne Johnson as the antagonist. Has he ever played the heavy?
Margot Robbie as a femme fatale.
ok. it would be a movie that's over 3 hours long. it would be 2 movies into one, like the one directed by tantatino and robert rodriguez.
first part of the movie would be directed by scorsese, depalma, james cameron, antoine fuqua or michael bay. main male stars would be thomas hardy and that rocco coked up guy from boondock saints. sure throw in michael caine, paciono, walken and steve martin as well.
second part of the movie is just sleazed up pov porn. the female participants that i would be pounding one at a time would be thick versions of bebe rexha, ariel winter, julia fox and meghan trainor.
I will star as myself and cast sydney sweeney as my step daughter. She gets stuck in a dryer and ass fucking her is the only way to gwt her put before she is smothered by her own boobs.
Maybe the point is there arent good movies anymore so i watch too much pornhub