Pussy that is....

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Muddy
USA
1. Too God Damn hot
2. Too expensive
3. Too addicting
4. Too awesome
5. And rest assured, will absolutely RUIN you financially

You really should say no, but you just can't say no, can you dirty motherfucker. Have you been in situations like this and what happened?

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wallanon
7 months ago
I wouldn't say ruin, but it would have definitely left a mark lol because she knew she was just about the baddest bitch around (her words, not mine) and that was 1000% true. In the club she was impressive in her stripperwear, and just from doing some regular dances she was already at the top of my OTC list. I took it for granted at the restaurant when the guys couldn't stop eye-fucking her, but when she was completely naked on the bed and I realized just how perfectly, naturally curved and firm she was head to toe I was literally speechless. Unfortunately we didn't see eye to eye on one particular detail (sex was great it was another thing) so I'm not sure it's happening again. But that's ok because that's thousands of dollars I can spend on something else lol.
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Puddy Tat
7 months ago
We're literally on a board celebrating pussy that does all that and sharing how to enhance the experience.
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stripperlover777
7 months ago
$ $ $ | Strip Club | Pussy @ 777

"Stripper Scent Makes It Happen" 🐦
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gammanu95
7 months ago
Mine was s cocktail waitress and model in New Orleans. Massive natural breasts, tiny waist, tight ass, gorgeous face, and the sexiest French accent. She also had two kids from her ex, one was deaf, and was pretty much in hiding from her ex- maybe not even divorced. It was always in the back of my mind that she was more interested in my income and employment benefits (top-notch health and dental for her & the kids), had little formal education or marketable skills, and a pretty high body count; but she sucked and fucked in ways that a porn star would envy. I kept trying to break it off, but she would find me and suck me back in.

Hurricane Katrina came and wiped out her rental (Chalmette), and she had evacuated to Houston. I think from there she went on to L.A., but we lost touch. If not the hurricane, who knows?
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CJKent_band
7 months ago
@wallanon and @gammanu95

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CJKent_band
7 months ago
Or it didn’t happen

:D
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From978
7 months ago
"The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the experience damnable."
Usually attributed to Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield, 1694-1773
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From978
7 months ago
Sorry, autocorrect strikes again: it's the expense that's damnable
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shailynn
7 months ago
Since we are on the topic of strippers I have found there’s three types of strippers I run into in a club - just about all of them fall into one of three of these categories. Of course there’s a few that don’t fit in here but those are really really rare.

1. Just there to party, drink and/or do drugs while at work and make money while doing it. I’ve met so many strippers that just want to get trashed at the club and any money they make is a bonus. Hot girls can wander around a club all night aloof and still make good money.

2. At the club strictly to make money. How they make that money is up to them. You as a PL may benefit or go home with blue balls. That depends on how good of a salesperson she is and how lenient the club rules are. You get suckered into a $300 VIP for airdances or you taking her to a Motel 6 after her shift because she’s “open minded.”

3. They are looking for a man to take them out of there and take care of them. Husband, wife, sugar daddy, boyfriend, girlfriend, doesn’t matter what he or she is as long as they’re paying the bills.

Number 1 is too unorganized to track you down, number 2 is too busy to track you down. Number 3 will attempt to track you down. Stay away from number 3. They’re pretty damn easy to spot. Most are very upfront about their intentions.

Other bad news:
Civilian divorced women giving up the punany for free. Eventually they want a return. They WILL track you down. Stay away, no matter how enticing. Even if you’re divorced yourself think long and hard about going down that path. One day you’re fucking her in a Marriott, the next thing you know she lives in your house and you can’t post on TUSCL anymore because she monitors your internet history.

I sadly have experience in all the above, except for the divorced woman moving in. God knows several have tried over the years.


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Book Guy
7 months ago
I've always been able to say no when I needed to. I only have two or three regrets, all minor. I think my most major regrettable expense amounted to about $200 to a R.O.B. from whom I exacted no explicit promises, to whom I paid, and from whom I then got next to nothing in service or pleasure. This was at a strip club in Pasco County Florida in 2017 IIRC. I have spent a LOT more than that, on a lot of occasions, in a lot of locations, but looking back I don't find any of the other transactions regrettable. Mostly I knew a reasonable price going in, thanks to websites like TUSCL and others, and mostly I got what was an appropriate exchange of money for service, and mostly I'd do it again knowing what I know now. There were many temptations I acquiesced to, and that's just fine. There have been extremely enticing temptations which I have turned down, and mostly I regret that fact. I can still picture several of the providers whom I did not patronize. Mostly I wish I had done more, not less.
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rickdugan
7 months ago
Not to be a stick in the mud, but tbh I'm long past the point in my life where any girl is going to make me lose my mind. The last time I did something especially dumb on that front was in my early 30 and it wasn't quite so extreme. There's no better teacher IMO than a few moments of post-nut regret, lmao.

Besides, so many hotties abound in so many different venues, who can be had for far more reasonable money, that I never feel like I'm missing out on anything. It's funny though, even the hottest girl seems to lose her luster for me after I've hit it enough times. Anyhow, there it is fwiw.
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Freesample
7 months ago
Seconding rickdugan.

Eventually, the body catches up to where the mind knows where the ship ought to go.

Took me ages in my earlier years. For a time, in the middle years, I was semi-conscious whenever this was happening. That it wasn't worth it, but my hormonal system would disagree with my conscious mind.

Might just be projecting on my part, but I suspect guys just age into this. Eventually, you have control. Even if you're slower than others getting to this mindset, like me.

Eventually, you still get there.

Still fun, though.
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shailynn
7 months ago
^ ah yes, aging - or is it ageing. Laser focused and not getting outsmarted/taken advantage by a young hot thing, but then in the next moment I can’t remember where I put my car keys.
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