Articles by Muddy

Jersey Girls. Jersey Boys. Jersey Devils. Jersey Shore even Jersey Mike's. I think you can find all of these to some degree in the strip clubs in this state. This wonderful state that gave us Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Willis, Joe...

I'll often be in strip club sitting back watching the girls dance on stage and wonder to my self "You know, what does she got that I don't got? I can get up there too, I can dance the night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQH4hUJXzA Queens. Two airports. Laguardia, JFK. The Unisphere. The '86 Mets. GoodFellas. US Open. Aqueduct Racetrack. Coming To America. King of Queens. The Nanny. John Gotti. Donald Trump. Ray Ramano. Don Rickles. 50 Cent. Tony Bennet. Beatles at Shea in '65....

Morning time. Some would say it starts after midnight but for me that doesn't count; that's late night. I'm talking more before noon. It's important to me because I'm an early starter, matter of fact I normally wake up during...

The Bronx. Not just Bronx you gotta have the The for some reason. Bronx Zoo. New York Yankees. The borough that Ruth built. Birthplace of Hip Hop. A Bronx Tale; best movie ever. Regis Philbin, J Lo, Chaz Palminteri, Danny...

Brooklyn. Crooklyn some say. First named Breukelen by the Dutch after a town in the Netherlands. Brooklyn Dodgers, Brooklyn Pizza, Brooklyn Nets, Brooklyn Cyclones, Brooklyn Bridge, Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest on Coney Island. Growing up I would go to...

Long Island. Some guidos might refer to it as Strong Island. Some Italian hair dressers might refer to it as Lawn Guyland. And those of us who aren't mentally ill probably just say Long Island. Some stuff known for Billy...

I've seen it all. Drugs, Sex, Violence, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Urination, Hand Washing. All of it. Not too too well though, you can only see so much from the crack the bathroom stall door. You could say it was more of...

The beating heart of the biggest city in America. As a kid I always thought of it as a place where adults go to have fun. As an adult now, I do have fun there but I'm not too too...

7up Factory. A strip club with girls that are 7's and up. Do I stick to the black and white definition of that? Not quite, I ain't gonna let the one 5 fuck up such a good phrase. Although I...

Violet Myers was born on February 24th, 1997 and is a half Mexican/half Turkish pornstar from Los Angeles, California. She posses dat fat ass with dose fat titties and quite frankly I'm addicted. There is just no hotter girl in...

Plus porn recommendations. The girls that give me some action when I can't get none. This group has saved me a lot of money over the years. If you shuffled around the rankings I wouldn't be too upset it's not...