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"If one must learn pussy, if one must bond with pussy, if one desires pussy, then one must become the pussy"- Confucious 481 B.C. You may have walked into a strip club one time and saw a nice looking dancer and thought to yourself "How can dedicate my life, my soul to this very person who I've just seen do a…
Muddy· 5 yrs ago 3 2last: 5 yrs agoA couple times in my life I've had a stripper than I considered a favorite and I would schlep money to and from the strip club (well on second thought not really from). I've had a couple of those and therefore I consider myself and expert on the subject and the top mind in field. Someone had to do it.…
Muddy· 5 yrs ago 20 4last: 5 yrs agoWe've all been there. Walk into a strip club and immediately confronted with a stripper who probably isn't qualified to strip, and and asks if you want to purchase dances. Many men before me have bought these pity dances in attempt to be nice and cheery, and make their strip club experience "The feel good hit of the summer" I'm…
Muddy· 5 yrs ago 24 5last: 5 yrs agoTo steal a title from George Carlin's 1988 special. Dark rainy night. I was horny. I hit up some mixed stripper from the South Bronx. She seemed enthusiastic so I took a trip over, paid the bridge toll and parked in front of her house while mother nature is having the piss of her life. I text "Hey you ready?"…
Muddy· 5 yrs ago 2 6last: 5 yrs agoJust to start off, as a general rule, everything in my last guide on messaging strippers, do the EXACT OPPOSITE and you should be good. I'm still doing community service for the research on that one. Although I don't like to call this a guide necessarily, I would need empirical data to support something like that, I don't have it.…
Muddy· 5 yrs ago 6 4last: 5 yrs agoStrippers have to make to money. I ain't mad at them. Who the fuck am I anyway? If I saw me at the club, I would try to rip my ass off for every single cent you could squeeze out of me. But I play for team customer, I ain't just gonna give it all up that easy like many…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 5 11last: 4 yrs agoNo not the Steelers. First thing that comes to mind for me is Flashdance. I fucking love that movie. I also love strip clubs and I went to some here. All of them in the city limits and now I’m gonna try tell you about them with this overview. I think Pittsburgh is a cool city, really it’s so sculpted…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 12 7last: 6 yrs agoI N T R O The Strip Club. To me it's like one big Vegas style casino game. It's not as simple as vending machine (although admittedly some clubs are indeed like that) It's not just money and access. Two very important factors but that's all. Everything, timing, how you look, how they look, your rapports, your personality, what you say…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 2 9last: 6 yrs agoMe-Work-Money-Pussy-Me I Work I Money I Pussy I Me In between each lies hustle & flow. The inner workings of my mind, it's dimensions adorned in Pink and Green. It's very heartbeat, soul, rhythm. Nothing else matters. Why am I going out to sports bars with guys to hit on that one kinda ok bartender that never puts out? Why I am I going to nightclubs to dance and frolick…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 3 8last: 5 yrs agoI wanted to make an article about Sugar Daddy life and my experiences on seeking.com. There are other sugar websites but that is the most popular one by far. Before this used to be something as secondary form of mongering as a side hustle to the primary of strip clubbing for me. In the Tri State market based around New…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 4 14last: 5 yrs ago"Why would you wanna pay for blue balls?" "Why would you wanna pay for blue balls?" Was the phrase that kept repeating in my head as a friend tried to talk me into a boys night out at a local strip club. It's been told to me countless times by a lot of people who I consider to possess a decent measure…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 8 19last: 4 yrs agoI’m Medieval Folklore when the knight in shining armor comes across a bridge a encounter a troll demanding coin does... The good knight render payment? The good knight retreat for the hills? Or does the good knight slay the foul beast? No we should not take up arms against our fellow guardians of the latrine. I hate game the not the player. And the…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 2Maybe your reading this as a washed up stripper out of a job, maybe your a cam girl making $4 a day, or maybe it's end of the road and you just got out from behind the dumpster with me now something has to give. Yeah you might want to jump into sugaring. It's tough market right now though for…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 2 1last: 6 yrs agoGUARANTEED. A how to for all my new jacks out there, who just don't get the game. You may find yourself in a situation where you've traded numbers with a stripper your really into, text her and no answer back. None. Never. What gives? Well that's what we're gonna solve here because I have developed a method that is GUARANTEED…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 14 3last: 6 yrs agoMany times walking into a strip club, you may have said to yourself, "I'm gonna marry that girl...no wait I'm gonna marry that one...No I'm gonna marry THAT one, yeah Barkeep another round please" either way marriage is in mind. Marriage, love's ultimate form, a binding contract that states you will spend every single second of every waking hour with…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 9It's been over a decade and the masses are demanding a upgraded, renewed way of taking home the many strippers of today. I've consulted with the Great Rick Dugan and he sent guidance for me to pass on the teachings of a true master. All credit, hatred, hate mail, bricks through the window and death threats will have to be…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 4Wanted to make a helpful tool for those that fell out of grace with their favorite club. I have been banned from many clubs across the United States and this is how I clawed my way back in. First rate advice from first hand experience. What to wear, Outfit: Dependent on hot or cold enviorment. Hot: Hawaiian t shirt with hawaiin…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 6 4last: 6 yrs agoI lived El Paso, Texas for a few years, left just recently. I would go to the strip club often multiple times a week so I had a pretty good pulse on the city's strip clubs so why not shit out an article. I was reading an article by Harderlap on Albuquerque https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=18353 and it gave me inspiration to do…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 27 12last: 5 yrs agoTUSCL has members from all over the USA, some members are so synonymous with the region/city they club in; shadowcat in Atlanta, lopaw in LA, Papi in Miami, Rick Dugan in Jacksonville, skibum in Providence, Subra in SF, Rogertex in Austin the list goes on and on. Maybe you thought to yourself, "How do I rub elbows with some of…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 4 8last: 6 yrs agoAll your life, you may have wondered how do I reign in these hungry hoes on seekingarrangement.com? How do I bag these begging bitches? Wonder no more, because a master pussy guru guiding light conquerer has just busted through the door. I am here now to rescue you from your mothers basement. Take my hand now as we venture forth,…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 6 6last: 6 yrs agoI should have known.... The hints, the signs, they were all there.... I should have noticed..... We’ve known each other for years, she was athletic, very athletic and I’m into the athletic type. I thought it was a fit for me. We would play one on one in basketball and often times she would dunk over me, I didn’t know any girl that…
Muddy· 6 yrs ago 3 3last: 6 yrs agoFriday night. Los Angeles, California 2011, Warm Spring night I was feeling good that night. I was feeling real good. Good as I ever would. So good I had mad wood. It hit me hard. Not quite as hard as my dick but still pretty hard. Strip Club. It had to be. Yes sir. There could be nothing else. I…
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