How to Survive as a True G at Strip Clubs in the Hood

5/11/2022 11:41:28 AM

There are some hoodrat clubs out there. In some rough neighborhoods. They may show up in the local news with 2amer stories. Well let me tell you right now there's a reason you got players killing each other over these strip clubs, go ahead guess...No not because they are retarded it's because these strip clubs are worth dying over. But you got to be hard. You got to be mean. You got to be a GANG-STA!

What you need to succeed, balee dat.

-Attire Look like exactly like this. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/im… Visor always cocked sideways.

-Or you can go big purple suit, mentally get into a state of going to a big black man singing in church just died's funeral.

-If you also want to throw in big top hat, cane, feather scarf, bellbottoms i ain't mad witchu.

-Get yo self a set of mean grillz. Paul Wall style https://theboxhouston.com/wp-content/upl… Yeah it might cost you a lot up front, but think about all the free pussy u gon' get. Save in the long run.

-Ride. My homie Jose in East LA got these wheels https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fd/ac/4e/… so do some GTA and get one today.

-To establish dominance in the club, throw up rival gang signs, that always gets shit turnt up. And if you can shoot good gun cocked all sideways, compton style, you be aight.

-Don't want to pay cover? No problem. A quick drive by on the front of the club, usually makes the bouncer scatter, then just waltz yo ass right the in, free of charge.

-Wherever, whenever you walk, throw your right hand side to side in the front like your zig zaging with a steering wheel. Your strut will be looking right.

-One technique I do is, I make it rain down on these hoez. Then I rob them at gun point and get all them billz back. Rinse and repeat. That's basically my whole night.

-During the 2am shootout over a sneaker scuff, first instinct may be to run for cover. No, you need to get your street cred up and take a few bullets. Nobody think 50 cent is a good rapper, but when he got shot 9 times, "Oh damn, he fo real!" They now respect his shit and soon yo shit. You might die, but worth it to live that true thug life.

-Be sure to call up all 8 yo baby mamas and say "hey wassup gurl?!?!" at least once a month. This won't help you in the club, but it just that right thing to do, na sayin? Na mean, na mean.

-Whatever you do when your with a stripper, never buy dances, never pay for shit. They can share in your drugs but that is it. G's don't pay ho's, ho's pay homage us and our gansta.

-If you ever drink enough where you pants ride high and your underwear ain't showin anymore, you've drank too much, time to cut you off.

-You end up in jail, ain't nuthin but a G thang. Hell once you get some Jail pussy, any pussy be good pussy!

Follow this guide, it's comin from a true G, ya main man, Mud Mud.

Do it and right and you can be a true Ghetto Superstar. Word to ya mother, fool. Peace Muthafucka.

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Muddy

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3 years ago

First image fail <img src= https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5B…>

Muddy

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3 years ago

And just so you don’t question my steet cred. Your author. Know that I blow past my 8 o’clock curfew, I do not give a fuck. I tell my mom come pick me up at 11. I didn’t choose this thug life, the thug life chose me.

ATACdawg

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3 years ago

Hey, Mud. Yo' gangsta duds are jes for sho! How you gonna get to yo' piece what's stuck in yo' belt. Yo' for sure gonna end up going off half cocked, na mean?

Icee Loco (asshole)

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3 years ago

More classist racist drivel

Jascoi

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3 years ago

mud da mofo.

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