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Diamond Club in Hunts Point- South Bronx One of only two clubs in Bronx still going. Used to be Club W. Nearby club Sin City got shut down for too much drama so this is the only spot left in the South Bronx. It is in the hood. Parking lot should be enough. Cover $10. Pat Frisk. Dances are $25 now. Tip parade. That's too much for this part of the Bronx IMO, this is not a high income area. Girls strictly black and Latina. Talent not out of this world but not bad. You got all these Dominicans, Puerto Rican and Black girls that live in the South Bronx, that's a demographic that likes to dance so this is there one local option. Rectangle long bar with stage inside it. You can get dances at the bar and just tip the dancers or there's LD's on the side area with open couches.
JR Cabaret in Eastchester- East Bronx, Industrial area. One of two Bronx clubs left. Cover $10. Nude, no alcohol. Two drink minimum, cheapest is $16. $26 before you sit down. Forced to wash your hands during COVID or maybe this place just gets down like that and you really really want to wash your hands, either way you don't have a choice. Lap Dances $20 in a community dance area, but sectioned off from rest of club. Tip parade. Big bar with stage in middle. Beat up divey kind of place. Majority black dancers. Talent not that great IMO. Word on the street you can have a good time here, (I'm not gonna pay to find out) so if your standards are a little lower but wanna rock the fuck out anyway, have at it over here. Although I am told talent can be inconsistent, so maybe you catch this place on a higher note.
City Lights in Yonkers- Just over the border into Westchester county. Right by Empire City Casino. No lot but you should be able to find something on the street. Not a ghetto area. Walk in, Pat down, Metal detector, ID Scan, $20 cover. Oval bar with stage in the middle. Secondary stage in back that is utilized on weekends. Light tip parade, some girls don't even do it. Low hustle. Curtained community LD area $20 lap dances. Mostly Latinas here with some white and black girls. 6-8's. You can definitely some good looking girls here. Overall not a bad spot.
21 Bar in Fort George- Uptown club. Dominican neighborhood with dominican dancers/staff. Small spot. Average talent, nothing great. Just picture any old dive bar but the dancers dance on the bar. No cover. Zero Mileage. Lap Dance area is some bullshit pull out bench and the bouncer is right next to you watching. Cannot touch dancer, she can touch you. Does that sound like fun? Didn't think so. Incredibly awful spot.
Lace in West Nyack- All the way up in Rockland County right by the new Mario Cuomo Bridge. Nearby Stiletto shut down, so this is pretty much the only local option for those in the upstate Rockland/Putnam/Orange/Upper Westchester counties. I would put the talent as plus here. Mostly white and Latina. It's a really pain in the ass to come all the way up here but I'll come here because the lineup is solid. $30 dances on benches right next to the bar. Then a $15 minute option $150 for the rooms adjacent to the bar with doors to a long community bench room. And upstairs 30 minute VIP for $300 which is private. Cover is $10 and as of this writing you have to buy food, most people just get the cheapest thing which is the hot dog. Stage inside of big sort of T shaped bar and tip parade. I haven't done a 30 minute VIP here yet, but I probably will eventually, there's an interesting roster here. Don't get wrong they got plenty average girls that work here but there's a few really hot ones you'll see sometimes, and I'll probably pull the trigger one of these days. Same as the local customer's only option club though if that good looking suburban girl in Orange county doesn't want to commute into the city, this is gonna be her only somewhat close option, so it might help the talent some.
My picks overall if your feeling more white girls, you got to hike all the fuck the way up to Rockland County and hit Lace. I'll do it sometimes myself. Next up though I would hit City Lights for more Latinas. Those two are a cut above the rest for me largely in part they also got bigger lineups.
Food Recs. Arthur Avenue all the way. Tons of great italian food, go for it any of those spots are good. I like Mario's up there. It's the kind of spot you go to if your trying to go back to the 40's. They even turned down filming a scene in the Godfather there, the balls that must've took. All in the Belmont section of the Bronx, where they filmed the Bronx tale and also where Dion is from. Time to wander on out of here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP1z0dQV…
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