Comments by TXbananas (page 3)

I'm not a big fan of Friday/Saturday nights where I go. The best girls are usually there but places are packed out making it less fun IMO. I can't get out this weekend anyway, so Monday it is!

Alcohol abuse doesn't help. I could spend an hour (or two) with a girl and totally forget many relevant details the next day. This is my curse. If I get back to the same club and see them again, sometimes it comes back to me. In real life I'm pretty good though.

I lost my favorite bottle opener in a BYOB club once. It was a stainless steel Ace of Spades card where the spade was cut out to open bottles... more sentimental value than anything. Let me know if you see it.

Welcome back Shadowcat, be well. As a victim of ROBs myself, this thread just reminded me: downloading that Shazam app now. Time to nerd out and blow feeble minds with empirical data in the club...

This site is pure gold, mostly for the articles and discussions. Turned this amateurish newb with raw talent into a completely ruined PL able to blow hundreds each visit and enjoy it. Thanks TUSCL!

I assumed this was the made for TV PG version, the dildo power-tool suggested X rated shenanigans.

I politely declined. I turned down $250 anal from a world class ass last week, so I guess I am keeping it ITC for the time being. I would give $500 for this girl though, I have a feeling it would be near PSE--hell it was close in regular LDs.

Yes, a G

"I like smelly ass in my face." @PoolyD man do I have a girl for you!

^^^ you got one dance and moved to the hotel? Very efficient clubbing right there!

I'm assuming this is YT fare and the girls there don't really LD fully covered?

I liked it, I dig the song too.

That's fuckin funny!

I have a tough time picking a club every time I get the itch (like tonight). I have 4 SCs on rotation, and they're all different. The Lodge and Baby Dolls, I have to spend more on drinks but dances are $20 and the girls are higher end--can be very high mileage with the right girls. I don't do VIP at either place. The hustle factor can be high... Spearmint Rhino, semi-private dances are $25 and most of the girls are hot. Some are more inclined to sit with you and have a drink or 3, hustle is a little lower probably because VIP is ludicrous at $750 an hour. They have a great bar and good specials. The Cubhouse, more of a dive but I love the music there. BYOB and nude late nighter, girls are mid to lower tier but they are generally naughtier. VIP couch area is only $35 for the night, but not totally private unless you luck out. $30 nude dances but time can be negotiated in VIP. The tough thing is they are all within a few minutes of each other. I have girls that I tend to favor (some I rarely see) but I'm always up for new ones.

2 weeks tops

LOL @sandyman, good one!

Facebook blows. But I'm now inspired to finally get it going on Snapchat.

If this comes up, I'm going to flip the tables on them... "Why are you alone?" "Because I know what my dick is worth." (Golden Penis Syndrome)

I open up my fanny pack, take out my coin purse then start counting out nickels and dimes. "There's more where that came from babe."

Burner phone(s). Also related to why it sometimes takes 3 days or more between responses.

Condoms, lubes, Monostat 7.

I wrote a letter to my Congressman to get to the bottom of this. He said he will ask Trump for me.

@SirLap YES that is what I am talking about. Sounds like you had an awesome time! Most dancers love this shit, and appreciate getting something for themselves inside the club. You can tell by the look on their face when they get in that zone and their eyes close. Then, for more fun, you can whisper some dirty shit in their ear.

My manscaping game is on point, I even use a straight razor on my balls.

I haven't done it yet, but based on some persistent propositions I am getting I'm thinking it over. I went back to one of the girls' clubs last night to see her again and get to know her better, and the experience was a little less fun than the typical off-the-cuff visit with no attachments and no expectations. I basically hung with one girl the whole night (though she is hot and nice) which just ended up feeling like an expensive date by the time it was over--might as well have just done the OTC. Like others, at this point I guess I like keeping it ITC when just winging it... So after close I swung by a late-night all-nude club to see who was working. Ran into a girl that had propositioned me before and she REALLY had the OTC hard sell going. She offered a half hour VIP for $130 (usually $30 a song). Girl is just OK in the face but has an incredible, lean athletic body. One of the greatest ass/legs girls you'll see, like a beach volleyball player. I kept saying "no" because it was so late and I had to work today, and her price kept coming down. She came all the way down to $250 and said I could fuck her ass. I still didn't bite, but got her number.