Ever had a dancer gripe about your manscaping(or lack of)

I know a girl who will braid and cornrow that shit for you.

Maybe it was just a poor attempt for her to offer otc? I’m sure the last thing you’d want her doing otc is manscaping you.

I don’t engage in manscaping. I’m a big mess, and nobody pays me to take my clothes off. (I think some women would rather pay me to cover more of myself!)

I have lost a lot of hair, so I am keeping all I have left except no beard. If the fur below is a problem for her, then she should just blow first to part the hay in the field.
A second note, I am wary of any sharp objects close to little ET. I have been snipped already, so be need to be cutting anything down there.

I have had a dancer tell me that she views a non-manscaped guy as one saying: "don't deep throat me". I leave a bit more than a 5 o'clock shadow.

Traveler, by any chance were you in Charlotte when that happened? I was at a club the other day and a dancer was telling a story to the bartender about a man who she was with and who was very hairy. I came in the middle of the conversation, so I assumed she was talking about a date (I did not think she would be talking so openly about a customer). I don't manscape either, but she was clear that she only likes manscaped guys and that many guys she sees are groomed.

Never trust a stripper with a razor. Manscaping do it your self . It's a lot Safer

By manscaping is that referring solely to pubic hair?

By nature I don't have much body or facial hair - can't grow a full-beard but I've never gone more than a week w/o shaving and just get a little line of hairs thus I assume I would not be able to grow a full-beard or mustache.

w.r.t. pubic-hair - it's normal size/length - not super-bushy but it could use some tidying-up; I'm just too lazy to do it.

I've got a t-shirt that covers this. "I shaved my balls for this?"

What is it with old men and inappropriate t-shirts? Has anyone ever actually gotten laid wearing an FBI Female Body Inspector shirt (or hat)?

"... Has anyone ever actually gotten laid wearing an FBI Female Body Inspector shirt (or hat)? ..."

I hardly get-laid no-matter what I wear

:)

While I am as un-metro-sexual as they come, I'm also at least vaguely open minded ... if a 22-year-old 9 is going to have sex with me, at an affordable price, and she prefers me trimmed, I'm happy to go along.

I wore one in your honor today gammanu " Some people say that I have a bad attitude. I say FUCK EM".

I keep my balls smooth and nearby areas close cropped. It is more comfortable for me in general, and i gets lots of compliments and appreciation from the ladies.

Fags

one of the ladies I currently meet with was a care giver for old people before she became a dancer. She likes to shave my face and has started trimming my finger nails and toes nails when we meet up. No extra charge and she is disappointed if I don't need grooming. it makes me wonder if she provided all of the same services to the men she was paid to groom. Perhaps she considers me so old I need a caregiver.

I have a ton of body hair and have never had any issues with dancers being turned off by it.

I do some routine maintenance that I assume most of us do...mainly just keeping my pubic region neatly trimmed.

My manscaping game is on point, I even use a straight razor on my balls.

For you guys that trim your pubes and balls, what do you use?

(My balls don't have much hair on them but my pubes may need a little touch-up)

The only complaint I have gotten was when one dancer complained about an isolated hair on the shaft of my penis. She said it irritated her throat.

I trim my pubic hair. Strippers tell me it makes oral more enjoyable for them, and I'm all about giving strippers joy.

Has anyone done the equivalent of a shaved-pussy and did away w/ all their pubic hair?

@Papi I use a battery powered micro trimmer I bought at Target for about $12. Works great.

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Papi- I tried a beard trimmer and 2 other so called body shavers for men and still wound up nicking myself. Then somebody on here mentioned a Phillips Norelco as being the best. I researched it on the internet and found it to be rated the best. So I ordered a model BG2040 from Amazon for $55. I have used it twice now and am very pleased with how close a shave I can get without nicking myself.

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Thanks for the t-shirt nod today Shadowcat, I am sincerely honored.

I challenge you guys to use an old fashioned barbers straight razor. ;)

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
#nocastrationforme

I have a beard trimmer and a larger commercial trimmer. I can't go without a guard because i keep nicking myself -shaft and scrotum- and holy fuck the tiniest pinch hurts like hell. Then you have to keep your pants on in the club for a couple of weeks until the cut has fully healed, (open wounds and disease transmission).

Okay, so has any guy here ever been waxed? Whose gone all the way?

*who's/who has

Like Subraman, if a hottie I'm fucking likes me to, I'll manscape the fuck out of myself. I don't shave *around* the base anymore, but I do shave the whole shaft and my nutsack, and I keep the area around trimmed close.

For the trimming, I use a beard trimmer, for the shaving I use the same razor and shaving cream I use on my face. The shaving cream is the same one my wife uses for her legs and puss.