What is your best response when a dancer asks why you are sitting there alone?

Her: "Why are you alone?"

Me: "Because I came alone"

I tell her "I have a multiple personality disorder and my multiple personalities keep me company"

I usually say that I'm looking for my paid girlfriend for the evening.

"There was somebody else with me, but I killed her and dumped the body out back."

"I like to play with myself under the table while I look at the girls on stage"

If she is hot: "I've been waiting for you". If she's not: "I just got high and I am enjoying just sitting here and buzzing".

Mine is more obvious. “Are you new here? This is a strip club. You are supposed to find me interesting - and handsome! I hope you know a big cock when you see one - because all the guys sitting alone are huge!”

That generally stops the stupid questions -

If I like the look of her I say 'waiting for you', if not it's 'waiting for my gf to return from the ladies'.

Same as ski...if she's hot, but if not, " just got here and settling in for a bit"

Papi_Chulo's masturbation one was the best.

I loved Papi's response too. I'm going to try that one or some variation next time.

Same as ski and bubba I'm waiting for you or I just got here and am relaxing for a while.

I use the tag line that sometimes comes up on the TUSCL banner. (Especially if I don’t want to talk to the particular girl who is asking).

“I just got here, it’s my first beer. Come back later.”

I’m with those that say if she’s cute waiting for you.

No witnesses...

Usually I say "Because I'm naughty and got sent to time out."

Sometimes I say "Because I'm an asshole". The ones who laugh or come back with a good line are going to be fun. The ones who take my comment at face value are typically the ones I'd pass on anyway.

I'm fully capable of clubbing alone.

"Waiting for someone to come play with my dick"

"Im lost."

"I was gonna take a shit but somebody clogged the toilet."

"Looking for love."

"Looking for whores."

"Im here to see if the club has free wifi."

I'm waiting for a hot dancer, Have you seen any here today?

"Waiting for an LDK queen"

"Waiting for extras"

"Nothing - just writing a review of my VIP experience with you"

"I just farted so everyone else left."

I like Huntsman's response. I'm using that one.

Papi's is a good one as well.

The rest of them chickened out

"Looking for love but will settle for sex"

if she's cute - "because I was waiting for YOU!"

if she's fugly - "because I have leprosy".

Stare at her with a confused look

You don't mind ghonnoerhea, do you?

"I don't see any black chicks"

Papi,

^^^That would never work in S. Florida.

This is Follies. You know how long it took me to find this empty chair?

I conduct tests on dancers. Would you like to have me remove your kidney ?

I do the I just got here, it’s my first drink, come back later (although I don’t want her to come back later) a lot.

"I haven't found a girl worth paying to fuck me yet." Followed by "but my luck just improved when you came over" if she's hot or "and you obviously haven't found anyone desperate enough to pay you yet" if she's not.

My hearing aid died.

"Because nobody has agreed to blow me yet."

I did actually use that once, but it was with a girl who'd already shown her willingness to blow me. :)

Never had a dancer ask me why I am sitting alone.

But when a dancer is cute as asks me what bring me out, I say, "you." Because I've learned it works. :)

If this comes up, I'm going to flip the tables on them...

"Why are you alone?"

"Because I know what my dick is worth."

(Golden Penis Syndrome)

I you want the dancer to run away - just tell her you are following the SJG system - and buying dances is for chumps...

LOL TXb