Mine is more obvious. “Are you new here? This is a strip club. You are supposed to find me interesting - and handsome! I hope you know a big cock when you see one - because all the guys sitting alone are huge!”
Usually I say "Because I'm naughty and got sent to time out."
Sometimes I say "Because I'm an asshole". The ones who laugh or come back with a good line are going to be fun. The ones who take my comment at face value are typically the ones I'd pass on anyway.
"I haven't found a girl worth paying to fuck me yet." Followed by "but my luck just improved when you came over" if she's hot or "and you obviously haven't found anyone desperate enough to pay you yet" if she's not.
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Me: "Because I came alone"
That generally stops the stupid questions -
“I just got here, it’s my first beer. Come back later.”
Sometimes I say "Because I'm an asshole". The ones who laugh or come back with a good line are going to be fun. The ones who take my comment at face value are typically the ones I'd pass on anyway.
Papi's is a good one as well.
if she's fugly - "because I have leprosy".
^^^That would never work in S. Florida.
I did actually use that once, but it was with a girl who'd already shown her willingness to blow me. :)
But when a dancer is cute as asks me what bring me out, I say, "you." Because I've learned it works. :)
"Why are you alone?"
"Because I know what my dick is worth."
(Golden Penis Syndrome)