Comments by TXbananas (page 2)

Except strippers...

That sounds like an expensive load.

https://www.google.com/search?q=soleil+bonnin&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#imgrc=DXpvmjldS68REM:

And tax season is upon us...

I love kissing a hot dancer ass. Cheers!

Guess he doesn't know about extras clubs and OTC girls.

I've got $450 cold cash stashed in the car, trying to think of a good reason not to go... letting it build?

Don't listen to these lazy nay-sayers my clothing-challenged lady friends. I was a stay-home Dad for years. I am actually good at cooking, cleaning, laundry, and chauffeuring--and I'll still have energy to give you a good pussy pounding when you get home at 3 a.m. Hit me up via PM, I'm accepting inquiries.

Guys, I'm telling you: carry Orbit gum. It eradicates second hand semen quite effectively. Give your DS a stick before you head to VIP (or front room) and tell her to clean up her mouth before you make out with her.

I ran into a friend and his wife while tipping the main stage at a nice Dallas club, he was tipping on the other side of the stage. Hilarity ensued... now we club together every once in a while. I also have another friend who "dated" a stripper he met at a local breastaurant, and we all hung out and drank together occasionally. It's only a matter of time until I run into her at a SC somewhere...

I keep one of those nice 2 room pop-up tents in the back of my ride just in case... then all we need is a grassy area.

^^^ thx for that. I appreciate all the honest replies and words of encouragement. This is hard to go through for a creature of habit, but I understand that I will better off as time goes on.

^^^ sorry my friend. I am also navigating all these weird emotions now.

@shailyn: I felt that for many, many years. I'm really excited for the future. I think this is going to turn out great.

^^^ thx Papi, you might have to take me under your wing.

Wait, just checked; he got hacked "a minute" ago.

Only thing I enjoy more than getting drunk to loud music and tits is getting drunk with a stripper to loud music with a face full of tits. I am actually a little turned off by the girls that turn down free alcohol. Watch out for the ROBs ordering Jameson etc...

@shadowcat: good for you brother. My situation is a little different as my wife does well (for now) so money is not a big hang-up in the divorce. We have 2 teenage daughters we wilI manage 50/50, just want to get this all behind me. @Lurker: I have always been athletic and popular with the ladies, attention is not a problem. My current issue is that I have been out of the game far too long and need to learn how to relate to honeys 20+ years my junior. This next year is going to be interesting.

Makes for a good wet dream, but in real life... probably just disgusting unless you slept in a tent outside and were the first in line.

Not all drunks are bad drunks, but bad drunks/psycho drunks can ruin a night real fast.

^^^ this I know. Thx brotha

Funny thing, my wife is actually hot, and pretty good in bed; but she became such a disagreeable, hormonal, ignorant bitch that I couldn't put out for her any more. Dishes piling up? Definitely.

I don't see the need for a loan, she should be working for it. Don't be a sucka!

No disrespect, but I got depressed reading this post and quit before the end. Good luck to you though.