Comments by crotchrocket (page 5)

Yeah, it's too bad xotic is closing. It has been a great local resource over the years. Some of my CF's are moving to instagram or twitter but it will be much more difficult to sort out schedules, etc. Fuck congress.

@L1oydSchoene That is some funny shit.

Dude seems pissed. Probably should take a trip to TJ and release some stress.

@ Longball, haha, yeah I guess I sounded a little chippy. Sorry. I've always taken it the Way Papi_Chulo does, so this morning when I read a review where the dude said after 2 $40 dances with limited touching, he "left happy". I thought, if I had just had just paid $80 for 2 limited touching dances I'd be anything but "happy".

She's fucking perfect.

soccer is boring. no one cares.

They are around these parts, in Portland

I love titty fucking and have enjoyed it in clubs several times. Sliding between a nice beautiful pair of tits is awesome, one of my favorite things. BJ's and fucking are great, but it's nice to mix it up now and again.

Skinny with tits. Perfect.

Duh. But actually I prefer to have them licked. And then a little lower.

Golf shorts of micro fiber. Classy, thin and accessible.

Nice wig.

$40 Hj vs $150Bj. Hmmmm. I'd probably say, h "How about $75 for a tittyfuck?"

High mileage = two way contact, great grinding, mutual touching anywhere, including some or all of the following: stick shifting from her, titty worship, pussy touching ( but not fingering), over the pants bj. Anything more equals extras. Anything less is boring.

Only two things taste like shrimp, and one of them is shrimp.

135 on a modern Triumph triple.

@papi No, but I'm not a stripclub bouncer hustler. What I'm saying is pretty much what you said a few posts after your question to me: "one is on their turf and they have an advantage over you - not much one can do except play ball (similar to when a dancer rips you off and she already has your $$$; not much you can do) - I may have paid the $20 but not more than that - and if I was in an unfamiliar area even harder to stand your ground - plus in the pre-Uber days you may be stuck w/o your keys - and even w/ Uber you may be stuck not being able to get into your place." The point being unless you were a complete newb, you should have known the rules were different when you walked in "a relatively safe, 'hood SC, but in a rough part of town". The savvy thing to do was don't fucking lose your keys in a stripclub.

During a particularly hot vhm lap, this dancer stands up on the seat straddling my face and slowly lowers her pussy to within about 1/4inch from my mouth and then says very seriously, "don't lick it". Damn.

Well, you did lose your keys. And he did find them. So the polite thing to do was say Thank you and hand him a $20. The fact that he demanded the 20 before handing them over makes him a douchebag.

@SirLapdancealot Exactly! Johnny D is responsible for giving these Portland dancers a serious case of GPS. I for one will not pay 3 for $100 unless I have a very strong suspicion of more than a titty squeeze. And I won't pay $40 for a "trial run". The $25 or less LD is getting harder and harder to find. Unless you count the "$25 topless, no touch." But who the fuck wants that? Yes T2 is a place where fun can be found, but the talent there can be ......... lacking, to put it politely. Occasionally you can find a diamond in the rough, but rough tends to eb the rule. Last time I was there it was $140 for 15 minutes in a private room with no cameras. The lady was down for whatever.

No dependable club in Portland for extras. Any extras that happen in Portland clubs are the result of a PL gaining the trust of a particular dancer, so it's unlikely to happen for a first time visitor form out of town. That said, CasaD has a fun party atmosphere, and dancers sometimes do Girl on girl shows on stage. It can get crowded but they have lots of dancers and topless bartenders. But it's crazy expensive to get private dances. $45-$50 per dance with no extras beyond squeezing a boob last time I heard, which is just plain stupid. And because some stupid PL's will pay those silly prices, several other clubs have raised LD prices, making it much less fun to monger.

I am as shallow as the next guy and love a 10, but have had most of my best experiences with ladies that were more GND. I'm fine with butterface up to a point. Fucked up teeth and nasty acne are a turnoff. Then again if she has a smoking hot body but serious case of butterface, you can always just have her ladpdance for you in RCG. lol

What's not to like about soft titties rubbing on my bare cock? So, uhm yeah.

Sorry dude, but these jackshack places are notorious for upsales and rip offs.

so what happened when tall sandy came over?