Mid-Week Visit / Late Morning-Early Afternoon.

First off, this visit was paid to the SW Barbur Blvd location. TUSCL doesn't provide the Barbur location as an option for review, so I am leaving it on this one instead like others before me have done. To that regard, this physical location is terrible. If you're not familiar with the neighborhood/area (which I am not) it's quite easy to miss. Due to the layout of the building, parking isn't private at all either. So if you need to be discreet, it's probably not an ideal option.

After I finally found the building/parking area (after having passed the turn-in and having to loop around), I got parked. An old haggard hispanic gal walked by my truck with a bag of groceries and then headed inside. I was hoping and praying she wasn't one of the showgirls. Luckily, she wasn't. I never did see her again either. Upon entry, I was greeted by a mildly attractive early 20's girl wearing sweats and a hoodie. She looked like she had just climbed out of bed (messy hair, no makeup, etc). She told me she'd just come on shift and was the only model available, so she'd need some time to get ready. She told me she'd "be ready in 10 minutes", so I agreed to wait. She got me situated in the private room, which wasn't bad at all (far better than some of the places on 82nd Ave). It was clean, they had a nice couch to sit on, and even had porn playing. Thank god for the porn, because I literally sat in there alone for 40 minutes. I stepped out at one point and inquired if she'd forgot I was in there. She apologized and said she'd be in soon. I would have left at that point if I hadn't already paid my house fee ($100).

When the model finally came in I was caught a bit off guard. She clearly knows how to do make-up and hair, because she looked pretty fucking stunning at that point. Very whored out and pornstar-ish. At that point I was glad I waited, as I just knew the show would be worth it. But then it got strange quickly. She had a massage bed in the room and told me she needed me to rub her down first. So she took off her robe, handed me some lotion, and laid down. Then told me I could start.... WTF?!? I was literally paying to give the model a massage...?! I went with it for a few minutes and then told her I was done rubbing (because she didn't seem to be acting like it was going to be done anytime soon). She rolled onto her back and told me to do that side next.... that part wasn't as boring. But as I worked down she hit me up for more money, telling me I'd need to pay another $100 to finish the massage. I told her I wasn't interested and that I was ready for her to dance/model for me. She seemed annoyed, but went with it.