lol
i remember a dancer asking me where i parked when my lappie started.
she told me she heard fellas were being robbed if they parked in a certain part of the parking lot where there's less lighting.
(not where i was parked.) did it stop me from clubbing there? nooooooooo lol
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last commentI have a favorite dancer in a CT club that tells me to pull out when I'm going to cum, even though I have a condom on. Does that count?
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"Tiffany has chlamydia."
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Dancer told me not to buy-her her drink - she gets charged $4 if she pays/orders herself while I get charged $12 for her drink - she said she rather me save my $$$ for her
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^^ !
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I had one tell me I couldn't sleep at her house that night because her husband was coming home the next morning.
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^^ now that's a good warning
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Don’t pull the string...
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^^^ Took me a minute, then I got it. Cash, that's the funniest thing I've read on there in a while. LOL.
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Years ago at a dive strip club in Guam had a dancer tell me be careful if I go out back with a dancer as some were not actually girls. After looking around the room, think I did see some that were questionable. Possible Adam's apple and tucked. I left quickly.
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After agreeing to OTC at my house she warned me that she was a squirter. Unfortunately I never got to find out.
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I had a dancer tell me she knew I was a cop. News to me.
One dancer one night thought I might be in the mafia. She was literally afraid of me. I had loaned her a little bit of money a few weeks prior. Never saw anyone so scared before to be seen. That was almost 20 years ago. I never loaned a dancer money after that and expect any payback.
One dancer told me not to buy dances from one particular dancer because she was a guy with a dick. Good tip.
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i love squirters.
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“The guy at the bar is a cop. Don’t offer to blow him for fifty bucks.”
She has a really oddball sense of humor.
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At a full on extras club I was talking to a cute brunette and brought up going to vip. She said "sure let's go, but I have to warn you that I'm the only dancer here that doesn't suck or fuck in VIP." Obviously we didn't go to vip after that but I'm glad she warned me first.
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I had the same thing as whodey but I did get two dances with the dancer because she was friendly and the hottest dancer in the club to me. I found another dancer to take care of me afterwards.
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Why didn't you find out, shadowcat?
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loper - The date didn't happen.
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During a particularly hot vhm lap, this dancer stands up on the seat straddling my face and slowly lowers her pussy to within about 1/4inch from my mouth and then says very seriously, "don't lick it". Damn.
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I was once warned by a stripper that I wouldn’t like a rival stripper in the club because the rival was a slutty girl who did extras. Thank you very much!!!
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Yep, had one dancer sit at my table and complain to me about all the dancers who did extras and made her job harder, all the while pointing out each dancer to me. Armed with this information I now had five hot and slutty looking dancers in my sights, and had a good time with two of them. I did end up tipping her fairly generously when she was on stage to show my appreciation.
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Huntsman - that’s the type of warning I like!
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"The guy at the bar is a cop. Don't offer to blow him for fifty bucks."
That statement makes me question whether georgmicrodong was at a strip club. Perhaps he was confused and went into a different kind of establishment.
Not that there is anything wrong with that. It's all brilliant as long as it is between consenting adults!
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Georgemicrodong - does that imply the cop at the bar expects a significant discount from the $50?
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