Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

Worth a (real) quick visit? Oh, Yeah

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gSteph
Oct 26, 2018, 7:59 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

'Twas a Wednesday afternoon, hot, sunny day, early Sept. Had a bit of time for a visit after a quick errand. But the errand took forever, got stuck in construction traffic, now barely 20 minutes available, almost bagged idea. But stopped in anyway. About 3pm.

Took a bit to get used to the dark (and once in, you can lose your dark adaptation easy when door opens, no porch or overhang to mute blast of light). Stage is straight ahead (seating for 20? or so); DJ, stripper staging area on left. To the right is bar, then 2-3 video games, couple a little semi-private VIP booths. Communal Lap dance area straight ahead past stage. Got a coconut water ($4) - other reviews mention reasonable prices on stonger drinks - and went to take a leak. Mens room reasonable for a bar, definately old, but fairly clean, well maintained - kinda describes the place as a whole.

Took a seat a table, looked around, looks slow, maybe 6-8 customers. Couple of dancers are outside in smoking area to right of entrance, couple are chatting at bar w/regulars/prospects, couple hanging by DJ area. 2 are on stage, a tall sandy blond (college, next door type) baby stripper getting pole work instruction from an experienced gal. Dancers range from 5-6 to 8+, guess all to be 20 to 30ish. No one is at the rack, so tall sandy blond just works on her pole climbing efforts but nods when I drop a dollar on stage.

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