Comments by crotchrocket (page 4)

Dude has been watching too many pornhub videos

SirLapdancealot has the town wired pretty well. Most clubs in town have that neighborhood dive vibe. Sadly most places / dancers have raised lapdance rates to a level where it's just not worth it anymore, given that true extras are unlikely. $40 to squeeze a boob for 3 minutes seems stupid. And as far as that goes, paying those kinds of rates for lapdances truly is a chump's game, to paraphrase SJG. @PinkSugar, I doubt the money you can earn in Portland will compare to Dallas. But let us know if you do come to town.

Fuck no, I wouldn't vote for her.

^^^ That said, I never go in a stripclub to hang with other PL's.

I'm with you SirLapdancealot, it really depends on the situation, and the club. Almost always prefer 1on1, but in certain clubs, when sitting at the bar, it's hard to avoid group banter.

The same reason sliding it between the butt cheeks is called "Italian"

Fuckin millenials

Brittany At T2 has some pretty big titties, probly DD's.

Lina / Jordan at Columbia Strip has some big ole titties. Used to dance at Playpen. Nicole, who used to dance at Mystic is now at Sin Rock I think, and she's got some big ole titties, too.

“She was also doing cartwheels down the aisle of the plane while we were flying along.” LOL, where is this lady when I'm flying?

^^^^ that's become all too common around here.

Yes maybe, but PL's are definitely getting fatter.

I will admit to getting close on several occasions. Once when she was doing an over the pants titty fuck. I actually warned her, cause I'm a gentleman like that. She rewarded me with a lovely HJTC.

I see them in the parking lot more often than inside the club.

Never. I prefer titty fucks.

In Texas they call it Stripper Slide and it's reasonably common. Not a safe practice though.

@Sirlapdancealot, based on my own experience, I'd say finding a "high mileage" stripper in Portland is way more difficulty these days than a few years ago, and it's far more likely to run into gps girls. Of course "high mileage is a subjective term also. I don't know Phoenix, but from what I've read prices for laps are lower there. While a few places in Portland still offer dances at $20, most have gone to $40 or 3 for $100. Seattle clubs suck, but extras are way easier to find in Seattle than in Portland clubs.

Please send me the young lady's club and dance schedule. I would also like to not have sex with her. Thank you.

@PaulDrake - Yes and it unzips easily. The waistband has a little bit of stretch material, so you can buy them slightly big in the waist for easy reach downs as well. My favorite stripclub shorts ever.

Champion golf shorts. 23 bucks on amazon. Superlight material. And soft so she won't mind grinding her delicate parts on you.

You answered your own question. Kicking back, drinks, shopping around, testing out new talent and hunting for a unicorn is what makes club experiences worthwhile. It's (almost) always cheaper and a sure thing to go for an escort, but sometimes the chase is more fun.

The Reverend is one of the best reviewers on the site.

In some Texas clubs dancers are allowed to "buy out" their stage time and only do private dances.

Lots of clubs. Most are dives. Lots of dancers. something for everyone's taste. As SirLDalot says, not great for in club extras, but it can happen. Lots of clubs have cameras in the lapdance area and I have no interest in being a pornstar. Worst thing about it is lap dance prices have doubled in the last few years. Instead of $20 all nude, in many clubs its $30 topless, no touch, or $40 / 3 for $100 nude. So even though we're talking a dive bar with cameras and little to no chance of "being satisfied" ladies are sporting a case of GPS. Fuck you Johnny Diablo.

No pic there.