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crotchrocket
Oregon
Joined Jan 2017
Last Seen Jun 2025
Reviews
Gold Club
17180 SE McLoughlin Blvd
Milwaukie, OR 97267
Cold as fuck in Milwaukie, but new name for the Gold Club > Dolphin
I was out in the burbs on that car lot strip along McLaughlin, on a freezing ass cold day, needing some caffeine, and remembered there was a bikini coffee stand out front of the Gold…
Feb 19, 2025, 8:35 PM
Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd
Portland, OR 97202
Same old Acrop
Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air conditioning,…
Aug 6, 2024, 8:32 AM
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St
Springfield, OR 97477
Sweet Illusions for the win again
One of my favorite clubs in Oregon and I've been here several times. The ladies are almost always young, slim, sexy and friendly. The club itself is not much to look at, typical Oregon dive…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Retired)
Apr 6, 2023, 3:43 AM
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Front Room
Sort by?
The webmasters that run this joint recent fiddling with the format have made it more difficult than ever to find the information a reader is looking for. Such as, sort reviews from a specific city by most recent. WTF? Seems…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(khhgrr)
Front Room
Happy and relaxed?
I often read reviews where the reviewer says "I left happy" or some such bullshit. But then I suspect based on the reputation of the club this douche is not getting "happy", as in he's not getting a happy ending…
19 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Dominic77)
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