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All 30Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
Springfield, OR
Meh visit to Sweet Illusions
★★★★★★★★4.7/10SI has always been one of my favorite clubs in the past, but it had been a few since my last visit. And sadly this visit was just meh. Much remains the same, small club,…
6 days ago 1
Old Dolphin
Milwaukie, OR
Cold as fuck in Milwaukie, but new name for the Gold Club > Dolphin
★★★★★★★★5.7/10I was out in the burbs on that car lot strip along McLaughlin, on a freezing ass cold day, needing some caffeine, and remembered there was a bikini coffee stand out front of the Gold…
1 yr ago
Acropolis
Portland, OR
Same old Acrop
★★★★★★★4.0/10Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air conditioning,…
1 yr ago
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The webmasters that run this joint recent fiddling with the format have made it more difficult than ever to find the information a reader is looking for. Such as, sort reviews from a specific city by most recent. WTF? Seems…
3 yrs ago 2
Front Room
Happy and relaxed?
I often read reviews where the reviewer says "I left happy" or some such bullshit. But then I suspect based on the reputation of the club this douche is not getting "happy", as in he's not getting a happy ending…
8 yrs ago 19
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