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crotchrocket

Oregon
Joined Jan 2017
Last Seen Jun 2025

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Reviews by crotchrocket

review
published 4 mos ago
Cold as fuck in Milwaukie, but new name for the Gold Club > Dolphin
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crotchrocket

5.7

I was out in the burbs on that car lot strip along McLaughlin, on a freezing ass cold day, needing some caffeine, and remembered there was a bikini coffee stand out front of the Gold…

review
published 10 mos ago
Same old Acrop
reviewed by
crotchrocket

4.0

Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air conditioning,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Sweet Illusions for the win again
reviewed by
crotchrocket

7.0

One of my favorite clubs in Oregon and I've been here several times. The ladies are almost always young, slim, sexy and friendly. The club itself is not much to look at, typical Oregon dive…

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discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
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crotchrocket

The webmasters that run this joint recent fiddling with the format have made it more difficult than ever to find the information a reader is looking for. Such as, sort reviews from a specific city…

discussion
started 7 yrs ago
Front Room
Happy and relaxed?
posted by
crotchrocket

I often read reviews where the reviewer says "I left happy" or some such bullshit. But then I suspect based on the reputation of the club this douche is not getting "happy", as in he's…

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