Comments by crotchrocket (page 3)

Sounds like you had a fu time. Thanks for an excellent review.

Nice, concise review. Plenty of details for a club that has already been reviewed several times. As mentioned above, desertscrub is an idiot and should not be paid any attention.

Excellent review and sounds like a fun time. For the record, definitely NOT a shill review. Ignore those idiots.

Haha, (laughing with you, not at you) I just saw their promo for male stripper night on iG: https://www.instagram.com/p/COAb3JMFxIX/ PS, would love to hear more about your previous, more satisfying visits. I had many there back when it was the old BBR.

"Dancer Two was fat black girl. She had a nice smile, the only attractive part of her. If lips are all you're interested in, she's the girl for you." Hilarious.

Glad you are back Hohawk.

For once I agree with desertscrub, club ad. Ignore.

RIP Boom Boom Room.

Well done Mr J.

Excellent review. Well Done Mr J.

Desertscrub is a jackass. and doesn't know shit. Ignore his dumbass. Mr Johnson's review is accurate and jives with my own experiences at this club.

Not much sense in them lowering their prices as long as suckers keep buying.

Nice review. I've been curious about that place.

Thanks for the comments AC & SLD. I've followed both of you guy's reviews for a long time, so appreciate the positive feedback.

@ArtCollege, we can wish.....lol.

Agree, a very accurate review. Scrub is a jackass.

Exactly ArtCollege. So sick of some of these self appointed review cops.

Correction. There IS most definitely a pole on the stage and many of the ladies use it. Not sure what I was thinking.

That's 7 lines of text @Clubber, or 11 if you squeeze your browser. <eyeroll> Thanks for the review Kongorila.

@ minnow $40 per or 3/$100 has sadly become the norm in Portland. This ain't florida. And as the man said, tucsl club info is about as factually accurate as anything that comes out trump's mouth, which is to say not.

Plenty enough details. Who gives a shit about how much a drink costs? It's Portland and almost all clubs are priced similarly. What we care about are: A. Are the dancers hot? B. How much are lapdances? C. Are the lapdances any good? If the answer to A. is no, then nothing else really matters. Stop being a bitch minnow. Good review SirL.

Quote twentyfive said, "The dumbest outfits are usually on those fat girls in Walmart at two AM" Which begs the question, why the fuck would you be in Walmart at 2am?

I also wear black microfiber pants. There is often a subtle yet visible snail trail on the crotch upon exiting my favorite club. Usually a damp cloth will clear it enough to be presentable. If not, toss them in the wash and no problem. If that doesn't fix it, trash them a get another pair. They're cheap.

She sure has nice boobs.

Depends on how bad it smells