Comments by 99Bitches

I always have mine on. I love my wife and I feel no need to hide that. And, as others have said, stripers don't care and probably prefer if you are married.

I guess I must be a narcissus because honestly my wife will do it all. Anal. Amazing blow jobs and swallows... Whatever I want or desire. And yet it's not enough. She can't help that she is middle aged and gave birth to my kids. How can she possibly complete with teen-ager hot bodies? I'm an ass And yet I continue to seek more tight pussy. Ahhhh

You like what you see? No, honey. Bring on the fat bitches over 30 with kids at home. That's what I'm really interested in. Smh

Haven't found that regular hot piece of ass yet to keep me that busy. May the quest continue.

No, Larry. No one here likes fit, sexy strippers Shut the fuck up douche

"Gacking up a furball like some deranged cat!" Lmao

FS with a 10 that hasn't yet made it to drinking age.

@HungryGiraffe is on to something there! As for me, a weekend with 2 teenage spinners. 1 ebony, 1 ivory in a bungalow in Bora Bora. All we do is fuck and drink and then fuck some more. And my dick is 2 inches longer than normal and both their pussies are wet and tight.

No thanks, I'll pass. Barbie past her prime. Next!

Lol @shailyn that's my new line

Spinner doesn't necessarily mean not curvy. A spinner girl is just thin and petite but when she is well proportioned that's the ideal. A spinner can be picked up and handled easily. I fantasize I pick her up and fuck her against the wall.

Mmm.....spinners. I love 'em. Of course I like a curvy women too. And Latino. And Ebony. Aww, hell. I just live the female form.

I would fo sho. Looks like you could bounce a quarter off dat ass.

^^^what @shailyn said! Exactly. I mean, shit. I can jerk myself off but I can't suck my own cock.

I once held a strippers hair while I face fucked her. Dies that count as a favor?

Grinding is not really that important to me. And I am not into kissing really either. What I am interested in is touching, rubbing, licking, fondling, fingering, and spanking. Seductive moves and sexy glances turn me on too.

Airborne Express

I would say B and C

Paper towels

Once a few years back, after a particularly "productive" BBBJ CIM, I wiped a little dribble off her chin with my thumb and she grabbed my hand, popped my thumb in her mouth, licked it off, and then smiled at me with this mega watt Dentyne smile and said "mmm, you taste so good!". I think in that moment I feel in love. Honestly, though, I do still daydream about it. It was kind of a cool experience.

I'll take number 3 please

I am currently, but have cheated in the past and I am fairly certain I will again

My eyes are burning

Strippers know how to add it all up. Assess the room and do some quick math and she will know if it's best to sit with the whale or work the room. It's the whole "the devil you know VS the devil you don't know" Plus, who of us wouldn't rather just hang out and bullshit instead of working.

He wants what he wants. Redheaded spinner types with puffy little bitty titties will always get him to stand at attention.