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LecherousMonk

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90 posts by LecherousMonk

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How to Have a Good Time at a Shitty Club?

Going to a club solely for the feature performer. Only reason I ever go there, as I consider the talent second-rate. So, assuming I have to kill an hour or two at this place, what is my best strategy for…

LecherousMonkContributor8 yrs ago 5 13

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Casting Decision

Who are some of the actors with the proper level of hotness and/or craziness to portray a stripper, if a stripper movie were to being made today?

LecherousMonkContributor8 yrs ago 2 21

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Nightmare Scenario

The condom breaks on an OtC date. What do you do?

LecherousMonkContributor8 yrs ago 3 37

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Club Not Liable for Drunk Stripper's Crash

http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170906/bar-not-liable-for-drunken-strippers-crash-ohio-supreme-court-rules

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 7

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A Tale of Two (Hypothetical) Club Chains

You have a chance to own one and only one of two hypothetical groups of eight strip clubs in the Northeastern, Midwestern, and Southern United States. Based solely on their respective locations, which one would you choose? Chain A (Tits 'n'…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 2 5

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Looks, Money, Status

Gotta have at least one to get laid. Looks matter: https://medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a Money/Status matters: https://theblog.okcupid.com/the-big-lies-people-tell-in-online-dating-a9e3990d6ae2?utm_content=buffer6631b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 2 18

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"Fuck You, Pay Me"

Ever wonder what a stripper's thinking? It's, "Fuck you, pay me!" Ever wonder if a stripper has feelings for you? No, she has feelings for your wallet. Ever wonder what motivates strippers? Money. Ever wonder why strippers do what they do? Money. Get it?…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 2 14

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Zona Norte Hidden Cam

They call it a "docunography:" https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=553003020

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 6 9

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OT: Car Advice?

Problem: exhaust pipe rusted and broken off between muffler and catalytic converter Budget: $150 Automotive knowledge: none Recommended course of action?

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Rate Your ATF!

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-women/

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 17

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Founding a National Strip Club Chain

I'm taking applications for managers in my new national chain of upscale, non-extras strip joints, and experience as a PL is very important to me. Here are your options: National Manager (CEO): based in New York, $210k/yr East…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 47

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Spotting OtC/SA dates in public.

I just saw a potbellied, gray old man with a 20-year-old hot blonde at a coffee shop on a Friday night. Could be her dad or uncle or grandfather, I guess, but how do you not at least suspect something…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 14

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Another Shitty Stripper Article

What goes on in the dressing room: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hollycassell/secrets-strippers-will-never-tell-you?utm_term=.umYzzmP2k#.lkw44EWK5 And as a reward for reading: https://justporno.tv/1/3954400/strippers_dressing_room_camera PS Feel free to salvage this poast by recounting any wild and crazy dressing room stories you've heard from your ATATATATF!

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 19

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A Hundred Bucks?

Really, mom? After gas to and from da club, cover, and a drink, plus late-nite chackin fangers afterward, that's only one or two lappers. Fuck am I supposed to do with that?

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 9

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Giving Directions

When a PL says, "She didn't take direction well," in the context of LD, what does that mean? You tell them what "position" you want, or what? I have been pretty passive thus far in my SC career, so I've…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 3

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Founder, a Request

Would it be too much to ask that, when tweeting a review, you identify the club by more than just its Twitter handle? I miss being able to tell where a club is located at a glance. I like to…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3

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Ways to Piss Off a Stripper

https://www.thrillist.com/amphtml/drink/nation/how-to-piss-off-a-stripper-thrillist-nation

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 5 20

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A Haiku

"You have really nice eyes," How could she tell from over there? Eat a dick, lying whore!

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 6

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Becoming a Stripper

https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/how-to-become-a-stripper#utm_sguid=156039,b2924383-7622-aa73-3a41-925a2061a980

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 5

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Do the Opposite

This is great anti-advice: https://www.puatraining.com/blog/how-to-pick-up-a-stripper

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 17

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Tips for Acquiring OTC PSE?

How do I get Gianna Michaels to suck and fuck me OTC after I see her at da club? For free, obviously.

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 18

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Life After Stripping

https://www.thrillist.com/amphtml/entertainment/nation/stripper-confessionals-what-strippers-do-when-their-careers-are-over

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 8

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"You Have Beautiful Eyes"

I get this a lot. I think it's the go-to stripper shit for when there's nothing else about your body they could realistically compliment.

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 27

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Extreme Budgeting

What is the least you've ever taken into a club? I'm not asking the least you've spent, but the least you've been able to spend? Did you still have a good time?

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 37

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The D

Is 450 enough to get full service in Detroit? and preferably have some left over?

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 2 11
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