Another Shitty Stripper Article

19 comments

• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  We like to imagine lesbian make out sessions in the dressing room, but dancers tell me it's really a bunch of women bitching about everything.
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  don't know many dressing room stories but I had a stripper tell me she had a severe case of psoriasis on her ass then show it to me. It was pretty bad lol
• LecherousMonk

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  7 years ago

  Psoriasis isn't contagious.
  
  Source: I have psoriasis.
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  I know... I'm a Doctor lol
• LecherousMonk

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  7 years ago

  . . . Or at least you play one with strippers.
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  Was just not sure why the subject came up as I had not told her I am a doctor.
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  I hear stories about easy availability of drugs, fights about shared customers, and girls checking each other's coochies for STDs.
• s275ironman

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ LOL, One of my coworkers has a husband that used to be a bouncer at a strip club. He would regularly get asked by the girls to check for STD's.
• skibum609

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  7 years ago

  One diabetic dancer started to fall into a diabetic coma. Another dancer pulled out the shot she kept in her purse for just such circumstance. When she went to inject the distraught dancer she injected herself by mistake. Ambulance was called.
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  This is actually a decent little article.
• Subraman

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  7 years ago

  Checking each other's coochies for STDs .... that's a new one to me!
• Subraman

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  7 years ago

  Bj: I'm surprised about the "stripper heels are comfortable" remark -- all I ever hear are complaints about the heels. The rest seems fine, just super obvious and trite, although perhaps the audience for this article is not a forum full of guys who have been going to SCs for decades
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  I wear heals pretty much whenever I leave the house, and stripper heels really are comfortable. I had to wear a pair of civi ones (decent ones. They were ab 100) when mine broke, and they hurt my feet and back, and were kinda messed up after just one day. For girls who don't normally wear heels, any heel would be uncomfortable. They work different muscles in your feet than regular shoes. You have to constantly flex your feet to brake yourself on uneven surfaces, or to keep balance.
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  Some of it was silly, but It was still better than more of those articles. I liked the captain save a ho part. ;)
• Subraman

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  7 years ago

  Those Captain Save-A-Ho's would be much better off if they read my article and adopted my "I'm looking for a sugarbaby" System(tm)
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  It's like daily "you know, you wouldn't have to do this if you were with me." Usually, from some guy I just met. I'm thinking, "you mean I have to be your live in sex slave and I don't get to do this anymore?"
  
  Once this young guy told me that I could come live w him and I wouldn't have to strip anymore bc he just got a great job making 30k a year, and I could drive his mustang when he's out of town.. but it's purple bc he bought it at night and thought it was black. That was pretty adorable.
• georgmicrodong

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  7 years ago

  I've seen this one before. Why is it "shitty"? Most of it seems pretty on point to me. For a certain segment of strippers anyway.
• mark94

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  7 years ago

  I had a favorite tell me that a customer offered to manage all her finances for her. That pissed her off.
• ButterMan

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  7 years ago

  Wow i can see your boobs finailly BJ99! i guess it took my browser a minute hell I don't know but nice!