Extreme Budgeting
LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
What is the least you've ever taken into a club? I'm not asking the least you've spent, but the least you've been able to spend? Did you still have a good time?
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Sunnyvale Brass Rail, bikini, no touching, no private dances.
Go in during lunch time and purchase a bowl of chili and my soft drink. That covers me for my drink, and at the lunch time price.
Wait until a favorite of mine gets onto stage 2. Almost a private dance if you sit on the back side of the stage.
As she goes onto the stage, I approach the stage and sit at it. I feed her the rest of the money, $1 at a time. So she gets about $14.
That's enough to show her that I like her and to sweeten her up. Little things said to her between the songs when she comes to collect her money.
If I want to follow the custom and invite her to sit with me, another $20 would be good. Her drink, and a tip. That's enough to get her contact info and have her ready for civilian dating.
Always a good time!
SJG
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I do this is when a club is often subpar during my visits. I can usually find a reason to spend whatever cash I bring in, so it's better not to have it to begin with at a club with that kind of track record. If there happens to be an awesome dancer on a particular visit, I access realistic club money.
This is the opposite of the approach I have seen discussed here (ie., keep cards out of reach etc) but it's what works for me over time. The club ATM/cash advance fee is enough of a deterrent that I save money by not getting dances I would regret spending the money on the next day.
CP
My best visit comprised of sitting down and within two minutes a favorite came by. She bbbj OTP for me and I only had one song from her. At $10/dance she was happy that I tipped her $10 by giving her a $20 bill. I was out of there before the waitress could come by for my drink order before I wandered out of the club.
If time is money, then that was truly the least expensive trip ever!
These day's (31-36) I usually don't go but every other month and spend $300-$900 usually two to four hours out of State lol ...how times have changed :)
Anyone seen these in use in any P4P situations, or strip clubs?
But I guess since God kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden, he provided regular pants, like Mr. LDK82 uses, to replace FS with dry humping.
SJG
Before my TUSCL mongering years, I might show up with $60, just looking to get a couple lappers and/or see some titties and stage tip. Extras were not considered, because I was not looking for them. I was also not going regularly (1-2x per year).
Once your older and earning more then you can change gears
When I got a gf back in those days and we would do the nasty 3 times a day, it blew my mind how much value I had racked up over a couple of months.
In the past year, I have visited a club and spent less than 10 or 12 dollars. It's not really that enjoyable unless you enjoy just drinking a little and watching the stage show. That might be more fun than watching tv though.
Agreed