Really, mom? After gas to and from da club, cover, and a drink, plus late-nite chackin fangers afterward, that's only one or two lappers. Fuck am I supposed to do with that?
Not sure what your meaning is. Here, as there is no real mileage, and often zero private dances, the costs can be much lower.
But if you are going somewhere and buying dances, buying dances is for chumps.
If you want a mileage situation, it should be you select the girl and let a front room makeout session unfold. Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room. Then take her home with you to continue, and keep on seeing her regularly after that.
Cover: $10 on the weekend
Stage tips: $3
Chackin fanger meal: $10
Hooker: $120 (I'm a man of taste)
I live in the boonies. They won't drive out here, so if I die from boyfriend-inflicted knife wounds at an extended-stay hotel, my blood is on your hands.
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You can have her over to your moms house - just tell her you have a new friend who likes to play video games who just happens to be a female.
But if you are going somewhere and buying dances, buying dances is for chumps.
If you want a mileage situation, it should be you select the girl and let a front room makeout session unfold. Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room. Then take her home with you to continue, and keep on seeing her regularly after that.
It all costs money, but most things in life do.
SJG
Cover $5
Stage tips $15
Chikan Fanger meal $10
TER hooker $70
Special note...call the hooker to your house for $100 or $150 it doesn't matter because when she gets their just say " oooo shit !, all I got is $70"
Works 90%
Cover: $10 on the weekend
Stage tips: $3
Chackin fanger meal: $10
Hooker: $120 (I'm a man of taste)
I live in the boonies. They won't drive out here, so if I die from boyfriend-inflicted knife wounds at an extended-stay hotel, my blood is on your hands.