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LecherousMonk

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90 posts by LecherousMonk

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I Think I'm a Strippersexual

I am only attracted to half-naked thots in neon-lighted rooms.

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 7

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Question

What is the best way to ask the bathroom troll for paper towels?

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 5

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Stripper Settlement

http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170620/28000-exotic-dancers-to-get-money-credits-in-wage-dispute-settlement?rssfeed=true ( Sent from Dispatch )

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 5 8

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WtF?!?!?!?!

TFW when you show up and your fav dancer is tending bar. . . .

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 5 8

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Too Timid to Negotiate

The clubs in my area are no-extras. I've had one dancer bring up extras on her own in several years of frequenting these places, and I've never had one bring up OtC on her own. Does that mean it's off…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 33

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I'm About to Make It Rain

Mom just gave me $100. Woohoo!

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 5 9

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Friday Night FoMO

Shout out to anyone actually getting to club this weekend. Take a moment's pause to think of me, sitting at home, no glitter on my clothes.

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 9

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Instagram Game

I got a dancer's Instagram account. I'm one of only three followers (she's new). It's the stripper's account, not the real her, so the point of it is to get schmucks into the club. How can I circumvent that and…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 4

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OtC

How do you ask for OTC? Do you have to get a dance or do VIP first? Do you have to have seen that dancer multiple times already? What do you day? How much do you offer?

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 12

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I Wish I Lived in an Extras State

*Cries, as a baby would.*

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 6 43

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James Harden Making It Rain

http://www.yardbarker.com/mobile/content/article/s1_127_23940346

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 2 7

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Broadest Question Ever

How do you decide how much to pay, for what, and to whom? What's your System(TM)?

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 6 21

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Question Re a VIP Experience

Should I feel slighted at getting no extras* during a 15-minute VIP session at $170? Would my luck have been better if I had stepped up to the big-boy level of 30 minutes for $250? Might the stripper have been…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 22

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Employment at da Club

Would you work as a club staff member of you had no other prospects? My fab is hiring. Not sure I want to ruin my dynamic with them.

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 14

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i'm so goddamn thirsty

need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 18

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Etiquette with Feature Dancers

Are there any special rules or tips for getting the most of one's experience with a pornstar dancer? Obviously, money=mileage, but besides that. . . .

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 7 23

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Ultimate Whore House

If prostitution were legalized in the U.S. (yeah, right), I would open an establishment just like this. Perfect in every way. http://www.xvideos.com/video16089631/fucking_whorehouse

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 5 11

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Obvious Post Is Obvious

Lecher's First Theorem of Strip Clubs: The quality of one's experience is directly proportional to the amount of funds at his disposal. Corollaries?

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 13

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Strip-aholics Anonymous

I didn't go to a strip club today. #4DaysClean

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 20

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Another PUA Article about How to Pick Up Strippers

The article itself is asinine, repeating the same, "Don't be a customer; don't buy dances," nonsense that would certainly never work (maybe if you were hot enough to be a male stripper). The comments might be worth a browse, though:…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 21

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Want Some Blue Balls?

Try these fine sites!: http://livestripclubs.com/ https://xhamster.com/movies/4148912/live_stream_from_strip_club_dressing_room.html

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 4

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I'm Smitten. . . .

OMG, OMG, OMG, you guys! I'm like totally gaga for this new (to me) dancer: a blonde-haired, green/hazel-eyed, 110-120 lb., 20-year-old white girl with 36 C cups, 34-36-inch hips, a cute, little pixie haircut and not a single tattoo or…

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 25

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Pornstar Stats

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/19/average-porn-star-bra-size-weight-hair-color-millward_n_2717326.html

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 125 6

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Women: Obsolete

https://twitter.com/IntheNow_tweet/status/818895205629706240

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 3 20

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Uber Driver Saves 16-Year-Old from Traffickers

https://twitter.com/TheMovement/status/817092790475784192

LecherousMonkContributor9 yrs ago 4 3
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