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8 years ago
I flew up to Club O once and I do believe she licked my cloaca until she drank my vulture jizz. Squawk.
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Why would you want to do that? None of us ricks were posting then. Squawk!
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
My bud ricktheshark was in on this. He feels a bit bad but it's the way of the world. Squawk!
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8 years ago
Squawk!
If you'd like it I'll send you a video of my lion bud fucking your first DS in the ass with his BSLC while she licks my cloaca until I jizz in her mouth. Your DS is sexy with a vulture jizz moustache.
Squawk!
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8 years ago
TheeOSU, I wasn't targeting CaraLynn because she's a female conservative. I'm not sure if she is female or conservative. I'm not even sure if she's a hairless ape. Squawk!
For all you know she could be an elderly male wildebeest trying to fuck with us. After all, wouldn't pretending to be a hot young conservative woman be exactly the thing a troll would want to do in order to fuck with people like you? Squawk!
You hairless apes really aren't that smart. I tell you what, leave the thinking to the lions and vulture. You guys are mostly good for expanding to cover the planet like a plague. If I didn't like having hot, young, female hairless apes lick my cloaca so much I'd just give up on your species. Squawk!
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8 years ago
Hugh_G_Rection...disgusting name. You hairless apes constant feel the need to try to impress others with your penises. You'll never be as well-hung as even the microdongs among the ducks, so just give up. Squawk!
And despite thinking that I am a troll, rather than an actual vulture, you fell compelled to comment. Of course, your skepticism is all of the more misplaced since I am a real vulture. Squawk!
Would I squawk! as well as I do if I weren't a real vulture? I don't think so! Squawk!
By the way, do you know how hard it is to type on one of those bluetooth iPad keyboards when you don't have five fingers. I'm pecking on that fucker with my beak. When the ricks take over I'm going to have to get one of you "too-big-for-your-britches monkeys" to be my slave. Maybe you'll do. You seem to have basic literacy skills. As long as you never show me your disgusting peen we'll be cool. Squawk!
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8 years ago
And CaraLynn87, if you are female I could arrange a three way with budtheduck. bud is bi and he'd love to give you the duck peen in your cooter while you lick my cloaca. Just send a pic of your tits and we'll make this happen. Squawk!
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8 years ago
You clearly do not realize that most birds lack a penis. We mate by the cloacal kiss, and that's what I like the slutty female hairless apes to do to me. Squawk!
If you are genuinely interested in bird peen you should realize that some birds are indeed hung. I'll introduce you to my buddy budtheduck. I guarantee that you'll feel something if you take a duck's dick up your ass. Squawk!
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8 years ago
san_jose_gay, I find the hairless ape penis kind of discussing but if you're interested in action my buddy ricktheturtle has a good friend that's gay. but big Mo will want to put his turtle dick in your ass. Are you ok with that? Squawk!
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8 years ago
You don't understand beguiled. Any true hairless ape slut is in love with vulture jizz. If she can tell me what she would do to get me to cum on her face she's a female hairless ape.
If not, she's a male geezer hairless ape. Squawk!
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8 years ago
Some strippers are speciesist against vultures. Squawk!
But then they learn that once you go Black vulture you never go back! Squawk!
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8 years ago
The mascot should be a vulture you bozos. Squawk!
The lion and I have some beautiful photos of John Smith's dream stripper with her mouth on my cloaca, ready to drink that yummy vulture jizz. Let's use that for the t-shirt. Squawk!
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I'm mixed about this. I get harassed when I use the men's room despite being all man. My species lacks the disgusting ape penis but believe me, I was able to satisfy John Smith's #1 DS when we dated. That girl is a slut for vulture beak. Squawk!
On the other hand, rick has a point. You hairless apes do disgusting things. He needs to protect his family. He's the smartest hairless ape alive and he's a badass so he can solve any problem. So he's right. It's virtually axiomatic. Squawk!
And to dumbass dirtyass, shut it before the council of ricks takes you out. Frankly, I hope you keep it up because you'll be yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy. I'll just avoid you're dirty ass. That's the ticket! Squawk!
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8 years ago
I like it! When you damn dirty apes run over anything it becomes carrion. And carrion is yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy. That's the ticket! Squawk!
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8 years ago
Shut it not a doctor Phool! You're prattling on about comic books when you're debating the king of the beasts. You're a wildebeest. Soon you'll be an ex-wildebeest. Get the picture? Squawk!
Then you'll be yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy after you've rotted by the roadside for a bit. Squawk!
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8 years ago
Those are disgusting! And I eat rotting meat all of the time. Squawk!
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8 years ago
She's not so hot. After she broke up with that Affleck clown I flew down and tried to rock her world. Selfish bitch let me give her beak but did she swallow my vulture jizz? No. That isn't cool. Squawk!
Her vagina also had a certain fakeness to it. You guys don't have the sensitivity of a vulture shoving his beak all up in a female hairless apes business, but I tell you she probably had some sort of surgery down there. Squawk!
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8 years ago
Posts like this are why you'll never see a ricktherat. Only the most noble of creatures can become a rick. Being a rick is impossible for most hairless apes too. rickdugan is the exception because he is a genius among you damn dirty apes. That's the ticket! Squawk!
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8 years ago
Then you die, rot along the roadside for awhile, and become yummy yummy yummy in a vulture's tummy tummy tummy. It's the circle of life. That's the ticket! Squawk!
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8 years ago
The purpose of your hairless ape lives is to be kind to each other and all animals on the planet. That's the ticket! Squawk!
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8 years ago
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ricktheturtleAn African turtle, originally from Zanzibar, heading straight for the white women...
The last part is just good sense. Why waste your body when it could be yummy yummy yummy in a vulture's tummy tummy tummy. That's the ticket! Squawk!
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8 years ago
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ricktheturtleAn African turtle, originally from Zanzibar, heading straight for the white women...
rick my friend, I agree. Squawk!
These damn dirty apes should post the following every day:
"The ricks are here to save us. rickdugan is the smartest hairless ape on the planet. I promise to ask that my body be thrown on the roadside and allowed to rot when I die."
That's the ticket! Squawk!
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8 years ago
I'll have to rock your 23-year old virgin stripper friend's world Nina. She can remain a technical virgin even after she licks my cloaca until she gets a facefull of vulture jizz. That's the ticket!
Squawk!
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9 years ago
I'll occasionally buy a dance for a good ape. You apes need fun too. That's the ticket! Squawk!
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9 years ago
Well, I'm angry about the way you hairless apes have fucked up the planet. But I not a young vulture. Indeed, all vultures harbor a little anger towards hairless apes.
But don't worry. I take my position on the council of ricks seriously. When the glorious cat revolution comes I plan to be a benevolent overlord. Just realize that shit rolls downhill. Lions are at the top of the hill. Then tigers. Then vultures. You hairless apes come somewhere after sharks and turtles.
Squawk!