ricktheturtle

So lock up your daughter before she starts doin' it turtlestyle!

Aah...yup

I'm an African American (I recently immigrated from Zanzibar) and I was a turtling around when one day a vulture wearing a suit flew down. He asked me my name.

I said "aah...yup...my name is rick"

He then revealed my birthright, which allows me provisional membership in the Council of Ricks, 10% off on suits at Rick's Warehouse, and three get out of jail free cards for DUI. Being a rick kicks ass!

Now I'm a suit-wearing turtle that's learning how to get the most when I pay hairless ape hookers for sex. I support the coming cat revolution because you hairless apes have ruined the planet, but I bear your species no ill will. In fact, some female hairless apes are quite hot and I want to do it turtlestyle with them. My vulture bud told me to come here for advice.

Aah...yup

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OT: Damn house cat saw me ricking around....

And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness https://www.srviral.com/p/tortuga-25999.html Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a turtle, many years hence I…

6 yrs ago 1

Front Room

Do any of the female hairless apes on this board want to join me for a threesome

I'm feeling kinky and I want some simultaneous hairless ape-hairy ape loving! Aah...yup

9 yrs ago 2

Front Room

Cyberwarfare is for dishonorable lardasses. Aah...yup

The council of ricks is still devising a cyberwarfare policy as we speak. As a group of suit-wearing badasses we actually do not have much experience with the dishonorable lardass idiots that make of 99% of hackers. Aah...yup I'm looking at…

9 yrs ago 2

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