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ricktheturtle

An African turtle, originally from Zanzibar, heading straight for the white women...
Joined Mar 2016
Last Seen Apr 2021

So lock up your daughter before she starts doin' it turtlestyle!

Aah...yup

I'm an African American (I recently immigrated from Zanzibar) and I was a turtling around when one day a vulture wearing a suit flew down. He asked me my name.

I said "aah...yup...my name is rick"

He then revealed my birthright, which allows me provisional membership in the Council of Ricks, 10% off on suits at Rick's Warehouse, and three get out of jail free cards for DUI. Being a rick kicks ass!

Now I'm a suit-wearing turtle that's learning how to get the most when I pay hairless ape hookers for sex. I support the coming cat revolution because you hairless apes have ruined the planet, but I bear your species no ill will. In fact, some female hairless apes are quite hot and I want to do it turtlestyle with them. My vulture bud told me to come here for advice.

Aah...yup

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started 5 yrs ago
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OT: Damn house cat saw me ricking around....
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ricktheturtle

And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness

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Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a…

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started 8 yrs ago
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Do any of the female hairless apes on this board want to join me for a threesome
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ricktheturtle

I'm feeling kinky and I want some simultaneous hairless ape-hairy ape loving!

Aah...yup

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started 8 yrs ago
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Cyberwarfare is for dishonorable lardasses. Aah...yup
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The council of ricks is still devising a cyberwarfare policy as we speak. As a group of suit-wearing badasses we actually do not have much experience with the dishonorable lardass idiots that make of 99%…

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