Joined Mar 2016
Last Seen Apr 2021
ricktheturtle
An African turtle, originally from Zanzibar, heading straight for the white women...
So lock up your daughter before she starts doin' it turtlestyle!
Aah...yup
I'm an African American (I recently immigrated from Zanzibar) and I was a turtling around when one day a vulture wearing a suit flew down. He asked me my name.
I said "aah...yup...my name is rick"
He then revealed my birthright, which allows me provisional membership in the Council of Ricks, 10% off on suits at Rick's Warehouse, and three get out of jail free cards for DUI. Being a rick kicks ass!
Now I'm a suit-wearing turtle that's learning how to get the most when I pay hairless ape hookers for sex. I support the coming cat revolution because you hairless apes have ruined the planet, but I bear your species no ill will. In fact, some female hairless apes are quite hot and I want to do it turtlestyle with them. My vulture bud told me to come here for advice.
Aah...yup
