Tuscl needs a mascot. I vote for a blue whale in an all white three piece suit. It could make for a funny shirt or jersey and could be an inside joke among members.
Tuscl Mascot
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Jump to latestJuice and I were talking about this the other day. We were thinking it should be a photo of him, holding a Grape Four Loko Can in one hand and a Chackin Drumstick in the other.
Whale!
i might be slow here but whats the significance of the whale???????
Shit, if Juice is our mascot, do we have to tip him???
A whale is a great idea, whales make it possible for dancers to survive.
Whale???? Why a whale ?
Because I'm having a whale of a time.
A whale is what we all wish we were whenever we go to a club.
A pair of pants with a large cum stain
this site is about women. that should sum it up.
A big pair of tits
The mascot should be a vulture you bozos. Squawk!
The lion and I have some beautiful photos of John Smith's dream stripper with her mouth on my cloaca, ready to drink that yummy vulture jizz. Let's use that for the t-shirt. Squawk!
I agree with the OP
An older fugly fat dude wearing a loose t shirt, flip flops and gym shorts. I would volunteer for the job but Im too busy clubbing.

There would be no need for wording relating the shirt to the site, but the members would know what was up. The number on the back of the jersey could be 69.