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Call.Me.Ishmael

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133 posts by Call.Me.Ishmael

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[OT] What are you reading right now?

Can be fiction and / or non-fiction. For me... Fiction, I haven't read Flannery O'Connor since high school. So, I'm working my way through her Library of America collected works. I'll say this, I'm enjoying her stuff now a lot more…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 92

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Ginger on Black Friday

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4QNZQbHgfY/ You're welcome.

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 16

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[FEATURE REQUEST] Dancer Schedule Notifications

If a dancer is verified and linked to a club, then she should be able to post her schedule to the club page. Additionally, customers who have "favorited" that club should have the option to receive automatic PMs about schedule…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 1

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[FEATURE REQUEST] Upvote / Downvote Reviews

We all know that some bullshit reviews make it through the review judging process. Perhaps it would be useful to allow VIP members (only) to select a thumbs-up or thumbs-down symbol on specific reviews to allow the community to weigh…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 10 37

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Verified Forum... Refuge for Non-VIP

Liwet posted a thread in the VIP Forum stating that VIP seems dead now. I actually can't see the rest of the discussion because my VIP membership has lapsed (for now). I will say that it's nice to have a…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 8

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SA... sometimes the backstories are interesting

In their descriptions, a SB will occasionally give background on previous arrangements. They range from humorous, to interesting, to slightly sad. Some recent ones... "I'm looking for someone a little younger because my last two SDs died of old age." "I had…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 3

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New forums and such... that happened fast.

Should be an interesting way forward.

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 76

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A shortish SA exchange...

SB: "Are you looking for physical intimacy?" ISHMAEL: "You bet." SB: "Cool. Would you consider a threesome?" ISHMAEL: "Possibly. Depends on the other girl. I'd like to see pictures." SB: "Actually, my husband." ISHMAEL: "No." SB: "I can send pictures." ISHMAEL: "I don't think…

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Discovering OTC

When and how did you first learn about the world of OTC encounters? Corollary question... when and how did you first experience your first OTC experience? Yes, I'm riffing on samiel's recent thread. For me, it was the mid 2000s (maybe…

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Short SA chat...

SA GIRL: "Hey you wanna chat a bit maybe get together?" ISHMAEL: "Maybe. Tell me a little about yourself." SA GIRL: "I'm a hot mess, but you can put pretty much anything in my butt." ISHMAEL: "Okay. You're not what I'm looking…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 14

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Dancers sue Providence strip clubs, alleging unfair labor practices

See link. I'm not too worried at this point, but it seems like more of these cases are popping up. It'll be interesting to see if the labor model changes eventually. https://www.providencejournal.com/news/20190828/dancers-sue-providence-strip-clubs-alleging-unfair-labor-practices

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 10 6

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Seems incoherent to me... except...

Just rejected this review of the Cloakroom in DC. Funnily enough, one of the maybe three words that got spelled correctly by accident is "Jackie". lol ===== Cloakroom  WashingtonD.C. Monday Evening Ihxhdhdhf Hxhxjxjxjxnnxjxkxkxjdjckjckxkxjdbfbfnjcjxjx Dudjjdjdjdjdjdnksjcjxjdjkdifickfkd Jdjdjdjjdjdjxjdjd Jdjdjdjjdjd Jdusjsuudjdjdudjdjjdkckckfkdkjshshzuxhdjxjncn kc Hshdiciivjfjdndjdjcjixisisizuu jdndnjdjdjdjf Jdusjshgahsififisujshdjdhdnfncjjfjdjrnjfjdjcidjdjjd Duudhdjdjd Hdhdhixicixududjxjjxjxjxjxjxjxjjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjjxjdkdksjjsjsjsjsjsjjxjxjxjdjxjxjjxjcjcjcjcjdjjskskskskakskkskskskskskskskskskskskskksksks Jskskskskskksksksksksksks Jsjskskskskxkxkxkxkxkxkkxkdkxkxkxkdkdkdkdkdkjxkdkdjdkdkkdj jdjdkdjdi I j I jk I jcjdkdj j i I i…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 18

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Reviews... TJ versus US

American dude reviewing an American club: "Boobies gud. Dances cost muney. Booze." American dude reviewing an Tijuana club: "In volume 1 of this 20 volume compendium, I shall provide a detailed accounting of the air quality, pollen counts, cloud cover, and other environmental…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 17

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At least we know the club is "inexoensive"...

Just rejected this review for Fantasy Lounge in Portsmouth, VA. My review comment was "Don't be an asshole." I think I made the sound choice, but you judge... TITLE: run down but inexoensive "Extra Love always welcome. Run down but safe and…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 11

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Strippers and Mental Health

In AnonymousJim's most recent "Who'd you rather" thread, he noted that porn star Shyla Stylez had passed away at 35 years old of not natural causes (probably suicide). I was curious, did a Google search, and found this article: https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/59q955/mental-illness-is-killing-porn-stars-and-the-industry-is-taking-action Some snippets: "Between…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 8 85

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Size matters... Some short reviews are valid.

For example, if the club is closed. https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=358700 I'm possibly less forgiving of short reviews than some review adjudicators, but I do take a few seconds to see if there's a good reason for a very short review. It's easy... because it's

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 19

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White Knights... Has anyone ever saved a ho?

This post is probably more of an observation than a question... Two recent threads have touched on this behavior: one regarding intervening in a stripper's drug use and another on the appropriate time to loan (or give) money to a stripper…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 32

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SA ... think before choosing your profile name

I'm back on SA. It's possible that it's just not the right forum for me. But that's another story... I was cruising through listings and came across one for a new SB that piqued my interest, but not in terms of…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 4

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Awkward convo with a buddy about SA...

BUDDY: "So, do you know about this site Seeking Arrangement?" ISHMAEL: "Sure... I've read an article about it. Rich guys looking for arm candy." BUDDY: "Yeah... so, I just got on that site... I'm just curious, you know...?" ISHMAEL: "Uh huh. Sure.…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 14

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Tattoo Artists I Like... Inspired by Lone_Wolf's "Tattoos! WTF!?" Thread

I did one of these threads a while ago when the usual suspects were whinging about tattoos on dancers. Anyway, here's a selection of tattoo artists that I like. It's obvious that I lean towards black and grey over bright…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 9

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Quick Tip: How to Save Time Writing a Club Review

The vast majority of review down-votes are in the "not enough details" category. Yet the vast majority of reviewer complaints are "I don't want to rehash stuff I've posted before." Both complaints are valid. Here's my fix... For a club…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 13

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How I know that SJG's mom turned on his internet router...

See image: https://ibb.co/y8tKymN Being able to ignore specific threads is fantastic.

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New Article - First Visit to a Strip Club

https://www.tuscl.net/article.php5?id=57005 Someone is putting their classes in narrative journalism to good use.

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 6

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Octavia May... Tattoo Model

You can all rate her however you want. I'm a fan. https://www.instagram.com/p/BkWAI_0F6Tw/

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 25

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IceyLoco ... when a troll persona falls apart

Just got blocked by IceyLoco troll for calling him out about posting verifiably fake images of his "bitch". Here's the thread: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=64391 Here's the thread with most of my posts intact: 01 https://imgur.com/a/JSQvea0 02 https://imgur.com/a/BMv5Fww 03 https://imgur.com/a/RSDr7yT 04 https://imgur.com/a/fWiv0kR Anyone who thinks he/she isn't a completely fake troll is pretty much…

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