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A shortish SA exchange...

Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
SB: "Are you looking for physical intimacy?"

ISHMAEL: "You bet."

SB: "Cool. Would you consider a threesome?"

ISHMAEL: "Possibly. Depends on the other girl. I'd like to see pictures."

SB: "Actually, my husband."

ISHMAEL: "No."

SB: "I can send pictures."

ISHMAEL: "I don't think you understand the underlying nature of my 'no'. But it's been nice chatting with you. Good luck.

20 comments

  • Subraman
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    5 years ago
    My wife and I are still pissed at you about this
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    5 years ago
    lol!
  • Muddy
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    5 years ago
    Always come across similar shit on SA and dating sites and never ceases to be awkward and annoying
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    5 years ago
    True. But I remain relieved that she revealed her "ask" in messaging, rather than at the first meet.
  • Warrior15
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    5 years ago
    Yeah, I don't think I would like that surprise either. I have actually seen some profiles on SA that list the husband as an option. Yikes.
  • Nidan111
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    5 years ago
    Never underestimate swingers. They are everywhere.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    5 years ago
    Warrior... Agreed. I've seen husband / partners included in profiles before. This is the first time that such a thing has been pitched to me as an "Oh by the way...".
  • skibum609
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    5 years ago
    None of you have ever done a woman with another guy?
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    5 years ago
    Nope. And I prefer to keep it that way.

    It's not my thing. But I don't care if it's someone else's thing.

    I don't tell people that they're having fun wrong.
  • codemonkey
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    5 years ago
    On How I Met Your Mother, Barney called that a "devil's three-way."
  • gammanu95
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    5 years ago
    If you have a spam caller or scammer skype you, try to talk them into a threesome with your wife (real or made up). Great way to waste time and have fun.
  • Clubber
    •
    5 years ago
    Call,

    "NO" because you were afraid of a bad result with her? Or perhaps you might have enjoyed being with him more than her? :)
  • shadowcat
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    5 years ago
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    5 years ago
    Clubber... Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
  • CC99
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    5 years ago
    Damn it CMI you made me crack up laughing on a public bus and now everybody thinks I'm the next Joker.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    •
    5 years ago
    My work here is done.
  • CJKent (Banned)
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    5 years ago
    @Call.Me.Ishmael

    SB: ....would you consider a threesome?

    Ishmael: A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents.
  • herbtcat
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    5 years ago
    Interesting exchange... In over 10 years of sugaring, I've never had that offer presented. I have met potentials that are in a (presumably) "open" relationship with a male, but none ever offered a three way with him, and none of those ever moved forward to an arrangement. Note that open relationships with a woman are a different topic.

    Perhaps I've not seen this before because my sweet spot for SB's is typically between 18-25 years old, so the married rate of that group is fairly low.

    Curious how old your potential is?
  • rh48hr
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    5 years ago
    I think the Lonely Island sang it best in their hot song 3 way (The Golden Rule)

    It's OK when it's in a three-way
    It's not gay when it's in a three-way
    With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
    The area's grey in a one, two, three-way.

    https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw
  • SirLapdancealot
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    5 years ago
    ROFLMAO. So homo.
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