SB: "Are you looking for physical intimacy?"
ISHMAEL: "You bet."
SB: "Cool. Would you consider a threesome?"
ISHMAEL: "Possibly. Depends on the other girl. I'd like to see pictures."
SB: "Actually, my husband."
ISHMAEL: "No."
SB: "I can send pictures."
ISHMAEL: "I don't think you understand the underlying nature of my 'no'. But it's been nice chatting with you. Good luck.


My wife and I are still pissed at you about this