SB: "Are you looking for physical intimacy?"
ISHMAEL: "You bet."
SB: "Cool. Would you consider a threesome?"
ISHMAEL: "Possibly. Depends on the other girl. I'd like to see pictures."
SB: "Actually, my husband."
ISHMAEL: "No."
SB: "I can send pictures."
ISHMAEL: "I don't think you understand the underlying nature of my 'no'. But it's been nice chatting with you. Good luck.
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My wife and I are still pissed at you about this
lol!
Always come across similar shit on SA and dating sites and never ceases to be awkward and annoying
True. But I remain relieved that she revealed her "ask" in messaging, rather than at the first meet.
Yeah, I don't think I would like that surprise either. I have actually seen some profiles on SA that list the husband as an option. Yikes.
Never underestimate swingers. They are everywhere.
Warrior... Agreed. I've seen husband / partners included in profiles before. This is the first time that such a thing has been pitched to me as an "Oh by the way...".
None of you have ever done a woman with another guy?
Nope. And I prefer to keep it that way.
It's not my thing. But I don't care if it's someone else's thing.
I don't tell people that they're having fun wrong.
On How I Met Your Mother, Barney called that a "devil's three-way."
If you have a spam caller or scammer skype you, try to talk them into a threesome with your wife (real or made up). Great way to waste time and have fun.
Call,
"NO" because you were afraid of a bad result with her? Or perhaps you might have enjoyed being with him more than her? :)
This says it all:
Clubber... Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
Damn it CMI you made me crack up laughing on a public bus and now everybody thinks I'm the next Joker.
My work here is done.
@Call.Me.Ishmael
SB: ....would you consider a threesome?
Ishmael: A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents.
Interesting exchange... In over 10 years of sugaring, I've never had that offer presented. I have met potentials that are in a (presumably) "open" relationship with a male, but none ever offered a three way with him, and none of those ever moved forward to an arrangement. Note that open relationships with a woman are a different topic.
Perhaps I've not seen this before because my sweet spot for SB's is typically between 18-25 years old, so the married rate of that group is fairly low.
Curious how old your potential is?
I think the Lonely Island sang it best in their hot song 3 way (The Golden Rule)
It's OK when it's in a three-way It's not gay when it's in a three-way With a honey in the middle there's some leeway The area's grey in a one, two, three-way.
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