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A shortish SA exchange...

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Call.Me.IshmaelRhode Island

SB: "Are you looking for physical intimacy?"

ISHMAEL: "You bet."

SB: "Cool. Would you consider a threesome?"

ISHMAEL: "Possibly. Depends on the other girl. I'd like to see pictures."

SB: "Actually, my husband."

ISHMAEL: "No."

SB: "I can send pictures."

ISHMAEL: "I don't think you understand the underlying nature of my 'no'. But it's been nice chatting with you. Good luck.

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Subraman

My wife and I are still pissed at you about this

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Call.Me.Ishmael

lol!

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Muddy

Always come across similar shit on SA and dating sites and never ceases to be awkward and annoying

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Call.Me.Ishmael

True. But I remain relieved that she revealed her "ask" in messaging, rather than at the first meet.

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Warrior15

Yeah, I don't think I would like that surprise either. I have actually seen some profiles on SA that list the husband as an option. Yikes.

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Nidan111

Never underestimate swingers. They are everywhere.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Warrior... Agreed. I've seen husband / partners included in profiles before. This is the first time that such a thing has been pitched to me as an "Oh by the way...".

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skibum609

None of you have ever done a woman with another guy?

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Nope. And I prefer to keep it that way.

It's not my thing. But I don't care if it's someone else's thing.

I don't tell people that they're having fun wrong.

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codemonkey

On How I Met Your Mother, Barney called that a "devil's three-way."

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gammanu95

If you have a spam caller or scammer skype you, try to talk them into a threesome with your wife (real or made up). Great way to waste time and have fun.

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Clubber

Call,

"NO" because you were afraid of a bad result with her? Or perhaps you might have enjoyed being with him more than her? :)

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shadowcat
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Call.Me.Ishmael

Clubber... Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

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CC99

Damn it CMI you made me crack up laughing on a public bus and now everybody thinks I'm the next Joker.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

My work here is done.

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CJKent (Banned)

@Call.Me.Ishmael

SB: ....would you consider a threesome?

Ishmael: A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents.

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herbtcat

Interesting exchange... In over 10 years of sugaring, I've never had that offer presented. I have met potentials that are in a (presumably) "open" relationship with a male, but none ever offered a three way with him, and none of those ever moved forward to an arrangement. Note that open relationships with a woman are a different topic.

Perhaps I've not seen this before because my sweet spot for SB's is typically between 18-25 years old, so the married rate of that group is fairly low.

Curious how old your potential is?

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rh48hr

I think the Lonely Island sang it best in their hot song 3 way (The Golden Rule)

It's OK when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way.

youtu.be

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SirLapdanceanot

ROFLMAO. So homo.

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