SA ... think before choosing your profile name

Jul 4, 2019, 5:26 AM

Call.Me.Ishmael

I'm back on SA. It's possible that it's just not the right forum for me. But that's another story...

I was cruising through listings and came across one for a new SB that piqued my interest, but not in terms of setting up any sort of date. Just for laughs, I sent her a private message:

ISHMAEL: "We're not a good match. I'm just messaging to find out how much you regret putting 'takemetogreece' in your profile name."

SA GIRL: "I've gotten like 200 PMs and they're all about putting things in my butt. I'm so stupid. Deleting this profile and putting up a new one tomorrow. lol."

Let this be a lesson to you all.

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RandomMember6 years ago

Lol, and I believe what she said about the 200 PMs.

I've never had anal sex and don't understand the attraction. But I must be in the minority.

Reminds me of first intimate date with an SB about 2 yrs ago. She sat on the opposite side of the bed and, as a warning, said "let's get things straight--men on this site are always trying to get into my ass."

Be patient, CMI

Warrior156 years ago

LOL. That is funny. I've been on SA for a little over a month. From my interactions with the girls , there must be a lot of real obnoxious guys on the site.

JAprufrock6 years ago

^^^^Toronto escorts charge extra for anal, those who do it. I've never done, never even thought about it. Don't understand the allure, but apparently a lot of guys love it, even straight guys. And to do it with a pro or even a well-used SB, seems like Russian Roulette.

sinclair6 years ago

Anal is part of "full service" sex in Brasil. It is expected that a woman gives you all three holes. Backdoor should be called Luso instead of Greek.