SA ... think before choosing your profile name

Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
I'm back on SA. It's possible that it's just not the right forum for me. But that's another story...

I was cruising through listings and came across one for a new SB that piqued my interest, but not in terms of setting up any sort of date. Just for laughs, I sent her a private message:

ISHMAEL: "We're not a good match. I'm just messaging to find out how much you regret putting 'takemetogreece' in your profile name."

SA GIRL: "I've gotten like 200 PMs and they're all about putting things in my butt. I'm so stupid. Deleting this profile and putting up a new one tomorrow. lol."

Let this be a lesson to you all.

5 comments

  • RandomMember
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    5 years ago
    Lol, and I believe what she said about the 200 PMs.

    I've never had anal sex and don't understand the attraction. But I must be in the minority.

    Reminds me of first intimate date with an SB about 2 yrs ago. She sat on the opposite side of the bed and, as a warning, said "let's get things straight--men on this site are always trying to get into my ass."

    Be patient, CMI
  • Warrior15
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    5 years ago
    LOL. That is funny. I've been on SA for a little over a month. From my interactions with the girls , there must be a lot of real obnoxious guys on the site.
  • Icey
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    5 years ago
    Do they charge extra for anal?
  • JAprufrock
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    5 years ago
    ^^^^Toronto escorts charge extra for anal, those who do it. I've never done, never even thought about it. Don't understand the allure, but apparently a lot of guys love it, even straight guys. And to do it with a pro or even a well-used SB, seems like Russian Roulette.
  • sinclair
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    5 years ago
    Anal is part of "full service" sex in Brasil. It is expected that a woman gives you all three holes. Backdoor should be called Luso instead of Greek.
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