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Call.Me.Ishmael

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133 posts by Call.Me.Ishmael

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Seeking Arrangement gone bad ... The Salt Daddy

I'm at the very beginning stages of giving SA a whirl. While doing a little research on the best ways to fill out a profile, I came across this article on the "salt daddy" phenomenon. https://thecitybachelor.com/salt-dating-101-how-to-sleep-with-sugar-babies-without-actually-paying-them/ This is something that I'd…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 16

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It's possible that...

... not every single thing you notice in a strip club or online is linked to FOSTA. I mean, there has been a profound effect and it's top-of-mind for good reason. But, take a breath and think a bit before blaming…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 7

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Lenny Dykstra = Gone

Founder's patience with the more abusive and obvious trolls is apparently low. Captain ALL CAPS, Lenny Dykstra, has been deleted from TUSCL. Or, at least his posts are gone.

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 16

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Would you buy a... knife from her?

She's the real deal. Professional bladesmith and total hottie. https://www.instagram.com/p/BhJ9TdcBZu-/ More images of her and her blades on the top level of her IG profile.

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 8

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Who trusts Ishmael?

According to my profile, 69 people here trust me. That's a coding error; I'm at about 16 in reality. Still, though my bogus trust count may be lower than your bogus trust count, it's funnier than yours. It gave me a lol.

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 5 15

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New Articles

A bunch of new articles went live on March 25. https://www.tuscl.net/articles.php?s=0

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 5 1

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FOSTA Law... should we worry?

What we're talking about: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/03/craigslist-personals-some-subreddits-disappear-with-fosta-passage/ I wouldn't worry a lot about the 'whorepocalypse' due to FOSTA. At least not yet. This will certainly affect sites with a traceable US presence (Craigslist, Backpage, etc.). It may also start to affect US-affiliated niche sites…

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"A Brief History of TUSCL" article by Founder

Follow link: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=6702 One of a handful of articles authored by Founder. May be interesting to new as well as not-so-new members.

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 9 3

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Useless Statistics & Unknowable Answers

I know that some of the discussion topics are posted just to kick off a conversation. I get that this isn't an Oxford debate. That said, every time I see something like "What percentage of dancers like the color blue?"…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 7 14

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Awkward Moments: When the age difference becomes obvious

For general entertainment, recall a moment when you referred to something that totally baffled a stripper, because she wasn't alive (or was just too young) when it existed. Obviously, this thread is primarily for the older PLs amongst us. I'll…

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OT: Last book you read

What was the last book you read? Fiction or non fiction, or both. For me, "Blood Meridian" by Cormac McCarthy. Not light or easy reading, but I enjoyed it. Following it with something much lighter, "The Remaining" by D.J. Molles. Non…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 32

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[OT] Tattoo artists I like a lot

Tattoos have been getting some abuse here recently. I'm a solidly middle aged man with many tattoos, and I'm picky about what I get and from who. Whereas, most of what you see in strip clubs does not represent the…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 10

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Throwing a bit of shade at a fellow PL

I'm at Club Desire sitting at the bar. I'm on a bar corner stool, so the guy on the next stool sits at a 90 degree angle to me. I'm going to say that he's in his early/mid 60s. A pretty,…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 5 6

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Amber Rose dubs herself 'Captain Save a Hoe'

http://pagesix.com/2017/10/01/amber-rose-dubs-herself-captain-save-a-hoe/ I had no idea she cared so much about gardening tools. Regardless, I'd go to the VIP with her.

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 8

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Text messages with CF

A text messaging transcript with my CF. (Cleaned up a bit for the sake of coherence) === CF: Hey. I need 400 really bad. CMI: 400 what? CF: $. Can you give it to me? I'll pay you back. CMI: No.…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 19 47

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WHO: Oral sex spreading unstoppable bacteria

With reference to the "Is bareback coming back?" thread: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/40520125 You can argue statistics and play vagina roulette all you want, but stuff like this is why I always wear a condom.

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 28

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Do you care?... Doug vs. Dugan & Vince

Quoted from this thread: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=50074 @LecherousMonk: "No one. NO ONE. NO. ONE. gives a fuck about this little crusade you're on. shut up" @Dougster: "They do care. RickyBoy has been a major faggot on this board and made lots of enemies over…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 47

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Strippers or Club staff talking about online chatter

During a club visit, I heard two strippers discussing / complaining about an online strip club forum where both the club and themselves as individuals were being discussed. Fair to say, the online chat fell short of flattering. It's a…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 11

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Three New Articles

FYI. Three new articles posted.

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 2

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Resurrecting old threads

Another annoying practice. Currently being carried out by: TommeTheDude https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=567510 For a moment, I thought that motorhead was back. Then realized that the discussion dated to 2011. The sad part is that at first I thought "Oh good. People are posting about strip…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2

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OT: Are you a reader? What do you read?

... aside from TUSCL. If you're a reader, then what do you read? Fiction, non-fiction, the funny pages? Be as specific or non specific as you want. For me, I'm an avid reader. For fiction, I like horror, thrillers, and…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 36

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Dealing with Racist Strippers

I was in the club the other night and approached a good-looking dancer. After some small talk, I took her up on a couple of lapdances to test the waters, and it turns out that the waters were pretty fantastic.…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 8 48

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Papi published an ebook / article

Go here: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=41610

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 4

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Trolling on TUSCL ... I Don't Get It

I really don't. I don't understand the motivation to do it and I certainly don't understand the perceived "reward". If I were to choose to do something completely non-productive, then I'd buy a game console and play Call of Duty,…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 9 25

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Stripper Arrested in Rhode Island Bank Robbery

"A strip club dancer arrested in a South Attleboro, Mass. motel room has been charged with therobbery of $10,000 from a branch of Santander Bank in Cranston Tuesday." (link posted below) Here's a good example of a dancer that does not…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 4
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