Comments by Eve (page 2)

Just let us fuck whoever we want for however much money in peace and go buy some coffee with cream or something.

Ask her other employer or someone in her family.

He'll go from complimenting dancer photos for a few months to insulting them the next few months to being nice again for a few months and then back to making fun of them the next few months. I guess he's just on that part of his cycle again.

The only topping that should be on pizza is cheese, cheese, and more cheese.

Just pick two girls and say they're distant cousins.

Where's the whisperer?

I don't know officially if I ever had it, but I wouldn't doubt that I did (and was just asymptomatic or dealt with something light like a scratchy throat at the most). I never really stopped going out since the initial shut down in March.

I have yet to have a customer roll his eyes or give me a funny look when I say 'you smell nice/delightful/fantastic'. That's really the only compliment I give. They may think I'm talking about a cologne, but 99% of the time, I mean that they don't smell like they came to the club straight from an 8-hour shift digging in the Sahara. I think it's just as common as the problem of 'crotch rot' that's brought up by custies on occasion, so sometimes I can't help but verbally appreciate that they prioritize hygiene.

Absolutely

@Electro, I don't think it's typical, but the last time I was in ATL and went to Oasis a few months back, my friend had brought a pocket knife with him (which was clearly in the belongings bin as he went through the metal detector) and the bouncer outside didn't say anything or try to stop him from bringing it in with him anyway.

^ Thanks for the warning.

This reminds me of an interesting local dude that's been on SA for years now and has contacted me occasionally in hopes that I reply. After reading his profile (because his photos and tagline don't imply it. His username kkkinda does, but I forgot what it was), I learned that he was a foodie that has a kink for 'feederism', and offered pay in exchange for... well... his SB putting on the pounds for as long as she could. All he wanted to do was take her out to eat, cook for her, watch her eat, and see her plump up as a result. He didn't care how big or small she was to begin with. The more pounds she's willing to gain, the more he offered to pay. I think in the first PM he sent me 5 years ago, he said he'd give me $200 for every 10 pounds I could put on. LOL

No, Aunt Becky, you're the one making things awkward.

Thanks :)

I don't even have to read a whole paragraph to know it's Muddy. LOL

^ I've gotten a sore throat after a visit to the dentist. Not in the fun way though. :(

The scenario for #5 is bizarre for me because guys ask me who do I think they should get a dance from (if not me or if they already got a dance with me) as if I've gotten dances from all of my co-workers before. It would make more sense if they simply gave a physical preference and asked me which dancer fit that bill the closest. At least that's what I think they should ask if they want to avoid me simply answering "Me" to the former question. But I certainly agree that this is not the job for the humble. The dancer should be trying to sell herself if she's within the customer's factor, not her friends or other dancers. If they don't have the confidence, they should fake it until they make it. - Sincerely, a dancer who has mild (but previously crippling) social anxiety that has learned in the past that low confidence does not pay.

Now he's truly on the dark side. When the time comes, I hope to meet him there. RIP.

"I'm surprised to see how many people have been banned" I only see 2 people banned (Icey and CJ) and both simply made another account to post on... presumably.

I'm going to need some hush samples to properly judge.

@Rock, being in the same vicinity as bare titties and spread eagle pussy has some very strange and sometimes unpredictable effects on people.

Once upon a time I got a super plush mattress. Almost felt like a hotel mattress and dropped $1.5k for it. In the beginning. It was heavenly, like sleeping on a marshmallow. Then later on, I would wake up in hellish sweats and my back and shoulders would always be killing me. Slow but sure regret with this mattress. Then I moved to a new complex and got a new bed. I had the plush mattress thrown out and got a very affordable firm mattress instead. Only $300ish. Best. Mattress. Ever. No longer aching, no longer sweating, no longer sinking like I'm laying on a cloud when I lay motionless. Expensive doesn't always mean great.

Its been a minute since we've had a political thread put in the wrong group.

^ Maybe one of his balls is 300lbs itself and that's why it's so long, because the weight makes it hang way down low. (But it's like having his own seat cushion all the time!)