"Ask the stripper hoe whisperer anything about stripper hoes"
Nope, sorry, I don't feel like dispensing any intel about how I became the stripper hoe whisperer so I won't be answering any questions.
OTOH, if you want to know how to try being a wannabe pimp fentanyl dealer you can ask your questions here and phaticee will dispence his failed advice.
Let's say I'm some dude whose entire life is trolling a particular forum on the internet. I can't decide if I want to pretend to be a badass pimp, or a 15 year old woke girl lulz. How should I go about it?
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Step one is you have to do is steal some retro sneakers from the second hand store staffed by the old cripple blind guy that won't be able to chase after you.
Any guy who uses terms like Ho should be bitch slapped like the little bitch she is. That is you Icee. Taking advice like you would be like requesting a carbolic acid enema.
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Nope, sorry, I don't feel like dispensing any intel about how I became the stripper hoe whisperer so I won't be answering any questions.
OTOH, if you want to know how to try being a wannabe pimp fentanyl dealer you can ask your questions here and phaticee will dispence his failed advice.
Step one is you have to do is steal some retro sneakers from the second hand store staffed by the old cripple blind guy that won't be able to chase after you.
Heaving. They won't hear you if you whisper
They don't hear you either dipshit, even when you scream, Lulz